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1)You are no longer interested about new videogames but only keep playing the old ones you are familiar with

2)You focus more about how to avoid taxes than how to get laid

3)You are relieved when you check your phone and find not missed calls or texts

4).....
 

SW15

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I'm not getting old because getting laid is as much a priority for me at 37 as it was at 17 and 27.
 

SW15

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You are still using facebook rather than instagram.
Facebook, originally founded for the college students of the mid-2000s (now late 30s people), is now the social network for older people 45 or 50+. People my age (the college students of the mid-2000s, late 30s) don't use Facebook that much.
 

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You remember Saturday Morning cartoons.

You remember when this was romance, not rape.


You remember when women weren't action heroes and Asian culture was cool.


when Gurney Halleck was a MAN.

 
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SirBigBell

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When a woman now has to suck your c0ck for 15mins for you to achieve an erection, yet in your younger years you only had to see a hint of thigh and boob and you’d be ready to rumble on the spot
 

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1. You turn down the car stereo to see better.

2. You realize people born the year you graduated high school are drinking age...or even worse, they are 30!

3. Ditto the avoid taxes thing OP

4. The idea of a quiet night in has as much appeal or more than a wild night out.
 

Mike32ct

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1. If you do pay in cash, you use exact change.

2. They call you sir.

3. You read one of those things called a newspaper.

4. When you order a Coke, they ask if you want Diet Coke.

5. Go from being carded, to not being carded and just waved in, to finally just receiving an eyeroll or no response at all.
 

Velasco

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Unrelatable/outdated references. Fear the day girls stop laughing at my spongebob references tbh
 

redskinsfan92

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1)You are no longer interested about new videogames but only keep playing the old ones you are familiar with

2)You focus more about how to avoid taxes than how to get laid

3)You are relieved when you check your phone and find not missed calls or texts

4).....
I think about number 2 equally. What does that mean?
 

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- You think about number 2 more than sex. :D
 

FuzzX

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You refer to ALL younger people as millennials even if they are 19 lol.
When I talk to young people about dumb stuff I always say "That's YOUR generation".
 
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