"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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You Neg a check and she pops "ARE YOU SERIOUS?"

DJnoob

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this chick at work was telling me how she won a G-String contest contest.

Mexican chick: OMG, did i tell you? I won a G-String last weekend. ETC ETC
Me: Yeah, I check out your ass. I think their nice but, theyre a little lopsided
MChick: SHUTUP! smiles, No theyre not.

-She covers her butt with her hands

Me: wait, let me see em again, turn around. Take your hands off em so i can get a good view:
Mchick: ok
Me: yeah, theyre nice. A little uneven, just a little
Mchick: ARE YOU SERIOUS?or ARE YOU ****ING Around with me? (she was saying it in a jokingly manner)

So, how would you respond to that?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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DJDamage

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I would smack her ass and say: "after a close inspection, I have to say I was wrong" and have a sly smile on your face.

Then again this chick is from your work so if you like your job don't do what I suggested because you never know how she is going to take it and you could lose your job.

DJD
 

flippinfreak

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"I'm fvcking around with you, it's so easy"
 

WhAcKeD!

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I would either do what DJDamage did or I would say, "I don't know, am I?" Then put on a smirk. :)
 
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