"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"You look so good in white"

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ah ha you admit it was a lie!!! we all know theres no such thing as a HB10
Yeh i know there no such thing. Ok il rephrase that.

I Loveee it when i have sex with a HB9.5 and i tell someone and they call me a liar.

j/k good job man
Thanks man

Um, I think that has been Black Italians point from the start, and his reason for posting this.
Thanks to you to Manuva.

Ninja out
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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No worries mate. I think most people here don't believe you because they don't believe its possible to ONS girls... hehe :)
 

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Thats my theory to but ONS are easy man relationships are harder.:crackup:

Ninja out
 

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Originally posted by Black_Italian
No Spider im not trolling this is a serious post. Its funny though whenever someone post a sex story on here people accuse them of lying.
Well excuse me. As I remember, one day, 2-3 weeks ago, you called "woolf!!!" one too many times (posted 5-6 threads with stupid Jerry Sainfild stories just because you ware bored.)
 

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well...amidst all the people trying to decide whether you were lying or telling the truth, no one really pointed out that you said you'd both been drinking.

unless this was your first time drinking, i think it's fair to say you'd know that people, especially girls can have a change in mood very quickly depending on how much they have drank...and since girls have mood swings anyway, alcohol just increases it...i'd say if she was sober she wouldn't have gotten upset

the reason guys here say it doesn't sound remotely racist is because i'm pretty sure everyone was a sober male when they read your post...tell a drunk girl to read it, and you'll have a totally different reaction

...or maybe she was just looking for an excuse to end the ons, because it was pretty much over anyway ...or maybe she doesn't like it on her face and was looking for an excuse to tell you off

could be any of those really

nice job on the pickup though
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She wanted it on the face. She forced it but come to think of it she was soberd up by the time we were there.

Maybe she just wanted to end the ONS liek you said. She had here two orgasms and she got rid of me. Ah well if i think about it that way i don't mind.

That's better then the girls that want you to hang around and "snuggle" after you fu*k the **** out of them.

Ninja out
 

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I dont know if youre lying or if your story is true, and i dont think nobody can know for sure only you. I dont know you enough to say if youre a liar or not, but ive read some of your past posts and you have all this ''entertaining'' sex stories all of them filled with your arrogance. It seems that you bring up all of these crazy things that happen ''around'' and ''apart'' from the sex.
Dont take me wrong, if indeed youre doing all this girls then good for you, i respect that, but i think the problem is that you feel a need to communicate it to everyone and if that need isnt fulfilled or if somebody doubts of your ''achievements'' you start getting all crazy and telling everyone that they're just jealous of you or that thery're girls etc. And my friend, a true man, (iam not talking about dj's or anyother terms) dosent need approval from anybody, let them have their own opinion on wether or not youre story is true. and believe me sometimes its hard to believe some of your stories, you post alot, you come up with all kinds of weird stuff bout being a karate kid or whatever that ninja stuff is.
 

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Oh please man my other posts are all obviously jokes. If you guys think that im lying just because 3 weeks ago i made some stupid posts that were obviously jokes then use ar idots.

"i have tourettes syndrome"

"i dropped my gfs toothbrush in the toilet now im scared to kiss her"

"My gf looks like my best friend"

"Pretend to be a Ninja to get girls"

You cant see a diffrence between those posts and this? HALF OF THEM ARE SEINFIELD EPISODES Pfttt from now on im only replying to people who have something constructive to say.

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Originally posted by Black_Italian
Me: (Pull out and bring it to her mouth. She starts giving ehad then i c*m on her face. Then guess what comes out of my mouth) Baby you look so good in white.
Sounds like a clip from a porn movie. Forgive my sceptisicam.

I'm not saying your lying, but you have to admit it, it does sound little unbolivable.....
 

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Re: Re: "You look so good in white"

Originally posted by spider_007
Sounds like a clip from a porn movie. Forgive my sceptisicam.

I'm not saying your lying, but you have to admit it, it does sound little unbolivable.....
What that she gave me head and i came on her face?

Have you ever got head? there are for probable conclusions

1)she swallows
2)she takes it in the mouth then spits
3)you c*m on a tissue or article of clothing
4)you c*m on her

I knew i was goign to c*m so i directed my d*ck to her mouth and picked conclusion 4

Hard to belive? i dont think so

Sounds like you don't get much good sex.

Ninja out
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL GOING?

WHO CARES!

Come on, people.

I, for one, believe the kid - but even if I didn't it would be a fine story...not to mention...it wouldn't matter AT ALL.

Grow up.

~Sloopy
 

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Originally posted by Not Quite There
yeah, your name is like the term 'black irish' which is for people who are a bit more dark skinned, and it is thought to come from the wreck of the spanish armada of ireland.
'Tis just a rumor, friend, that some 'Mericans made up. Go to Oireland and ask any strappin' young lad off the street and he'll have no clue what the feck you're talkin about.

By the way nice story :D
 
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