"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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hey what the hell do chicks mean when they say, " You look familiar. " Even when you never seen them before in your life.
Womaniese for them to get you to ask there name I suppose? Or an excuse for them to try to build rapport or something?

Just looking for some input from another point of view.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"offcourse i look familiar, don't you remember??.....after all that time we spent together you don't remmember????......now i'm just disapointed....are you telling me you don't remember what we did....behind that appartment building......6 moths agoo.......

and you can keep draging it on and on (if your good with body language) and have her stong along for the entire night....... and then at the end of the night say; oh, i actually hever seen you in my life before today, i just thought i have a little fun with you.... (that's like 6 hours lather)
 

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Lol spider you are ususally a barrel of laughs.. Funnier than a dog with a mouth full of peanut butter..


it was two chicks who work at local surf shop. I just went there got a shirt said some stuff. " Blah... only a hour left..."

They look at me curiously..

" Oh I have to work...blah.."
turned away browsed some of the racks ( hehe pun intended for the subject )
of clothes.

"Where you work? "

" Well, Thats for me to know and you to possibly to find out.."

after alittle bit of there hard ass CIA questioning I broke down and said "
Promise not to melt but I cook at such and such...."

" Oh thats why you look familiar..."
( Yeah right... ho.. Im in the back cooking highly unlikely you seen me I pop out in the front just to check status/ get a drink or somethin' )

Their thinking sexy man who active ( they know from me being a surfer ) and a cook ohh.......ahhhh ....I need to change my panties cause your making them wet.... lol Im so full of myself
 

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When a women talks treat it like a dog barking - you really have no idea what they are saying but chances are if they are barking at you then there is something they want.

It really useless to try and interpret the meaning behind what a women says. If its a loud bark then that means something. If they wag their ass at you that means something else. Go by their emotions not by their words.
 

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Male Pattern Blindness

It's a pickup line...duh!

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=39626


DonMEgaHoss said:
hey what the hell do chicks mean when they say, " You look familiar. " Even when you never seen them before in your life.
Womaniese for them to get you to ask there name I suppose? Or an excuse for them to try to build rapport or something?

Just looking for some input from another point of view.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Flexion good analogy guess cause I mention about the dog and peanut butter lol

Gut was saying these ho's want some jimmy janga! yeah and I just randomly turned to face them to my surprise ( not really ) they were facing towards me and looking at be when I abruptly turned... so yah just making sure my head ( either one of them ) was imagining things...

Its hard to get used to chicks wanting me now.. I still sometimes feel like Im still have my old pudgy body I had all threw high school. I see myself in the mirror now and Im like who is this guy?!? 6'1 172 lean, mean, sex machine.
I forget that Im fit now from time to time ..

My bros thanks for having a guys corner from first round to knock out. woo!


Spread alittle rep around also some luvin' :rockon:

Thanks for the link to the pooksters post I havent seen that ******** post before coolness.. Woah... I feel a rush a testosterone right now... Outties gotta utilize it...
 

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Keep it up DonM. Sounds like you're pulling in the right attitude to get you what you want out of life. Remember that with great power comes great responsibility.
 

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Thanks charm I worked out some hitting on my punching bag chased my dog around the girl next door hb 7 total stuck up biotch though. Her parents are probably rich cause her mom flys down from new york every other week.. shes like some sports therapists and went the the summer games in rome .

I dont really care for the hb that much she's pretty boring just sits inside and reads hardly ever see her outside to.. Im always outside.

She was watching me from her deck I suppose when I was hitting on the bag body faced towards me finger nail between her teeth IOI of wet panties. She didnt give me too much time of day last summer now she's like that I say screw you you lost out. But too bad ho Johnny Carson ho never had me on the late night show. So Im glad I didnt get involved with her. My friend tried too danced with her she was grinding on his d8ck he said then he just put in hand on her ass and she smacked it off.. So he was like wtf then was like whatever. Boring ass chick

Heard from my other friends she worked with last summer she was like , " My ex boyfriend had a private plane.. "

All Im thinking is.. "Must be a reason why he's your EX ha! a guy with a private plane can have who ever he wants. LMAO dumb chick. I would only use her for the money ^_^
 

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its a pickup line. its kinda funny cus some girl said that to me last week too
 

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Her: You look familiar.
Me: Oh? Where do you think you know me from?
Her: I don't know.
Me: Well, perhaps you'll remember if I introduce myself. I'm Sean *extend hand*.
Her: I'm HB10.

If she asks you if you've ever been to a place or done some activity in the past, you may as well respond truthfully. If it turns out that you might have seen each other before, great. If not, just ask her again if she can think of any other time when she might have seen you. If she says no, proceed to "Well, perhaps you'll remember if I introduce myself".
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Weekend before last, I had a HB ask me the same thing:

HB: "Where have I seen you before? You look so familiar?"

ME: "I don't know - do you watch a lot of porn movies?"
 
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