"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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You laugh..... YOU LOOSE!

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Interceptor

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Funny.
Thanks!:crackup:


(you mean "Lose" ,Not "LOOse".)
 

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Some are funny, some are plain dumb. I got to page 12 and decided it was wrong not laughing at funny things. I can go on for a while but what would be the point. And besides, it's huge...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Interceptor said:
(you mean "Lose" ,Not "LOOse".)
DOH typo!

I made it all the way to page 4 last time, but the truck with the penis got me :D

StGeo said:
Some are funny, some are plain dumb. I got to page 12 and decided it was wrong not laughing at funny things. I can go on for a while but what would be the point. And besides, it's huge...
Eh, you can play the game or just lean back and enjoy the pictures. Great for rainy days!
 

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I loosed early.



Cheers!
 
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