"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You laugh..... YOU LOOSE!

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Interceptor

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Funny.
Thanks!:crackup:


(you mean "Lose" ,Not "LOOse".)
 

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Some are funny, some are plain dumb. I got to page 12 and decided it was wrong not laughing at funny things. I can go on for a while but what would be the point. And besides, it's huge...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

In Motion

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Interceptor said:
(you mean "Lose" ,Not "LOOse".)
DOH typo!

I made it all the way to page 4 last time, but the truck with the penis got me :D

StGeo said:
Some are funny, some are plain dumb. I got to page 12 and decided it was wrong not laughing at funny things. I can go on for a while but what would be the point. And besides, it's huge...
Eh, you can play the game or just lean back and enjoy the pictures. Great for rainy days!
 

romangod

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I loosed early.



Cheers!
 
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