"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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you know what has to be the worst job ever?

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Being an Actor on a Genital Herpes commercial..


I mean, is your career going SOOO Bad, that you have to get paid to push STD medicine?

And what happens when you go to the club and you see a cute girl, and they saw the commerical... I mean, it's a commerical, but do they only hire people that have GH?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by backbreaker
Being an Actor on a Genital Herpes commercial..


I mean, is your career going SOOO Bad, that you have to get paid to push STD medicine?

And what happens when you go to the club and you see a cute girl, and they saw the commerical... I mean, it's a commerical, but do they only hire people that have GH?
someone hack your account?

you normally make good posts..

that is tripe.

a bad attempt to be funny?

heres a worse job.

the guy who wraps plastic around the ends of shoe laces to stop them fraying.
 

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Re: Re: you know what has to be the worst job ever?

Originally posted by FRëSHURE
the guy who wraps plastic around the ends of shoe laces to stop them fraying.
How is that worse? I don't agree.
 

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I think being a catholic priest would be worse because they don't get to have sex. Any job really that requires you not to have sex. That's probably why so many of them are fvcked up.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I would say being a real life fudge packer. You have to pack fudge and tell people your a fudge packer.
 

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the people in those commercials get paid good money and do nothing. I am sure no one would walk up to him and say "you're the Valtrex guy"
 

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hey! sanitation engineers can make some pretty good finds from the whitey's out there! Theres some good stuff to gain from cleaning up ;)



I think the worst job in esitence would be a horse copulator, or a stable boy, and having to scoop poop all day long.

But seriously though, security guards have nasty jobs. Come on, like sitting around all day, with NOTHING happening.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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people who go for nursing have it puirty bad the first year. they have to wipe peoples asses, clean up armpits, give them a shower, cleaning up *** off the floor (it actually happens, a guy I know is going for nursing...) I'd take stable boy or that any time.
 

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I knew a girl who worked at a pornstore where they sell movies and in the back they have the booths where you put quarters in and watch naked women dance. Well they asked her to clean the booths up and she quit.
 

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^ I knew a girl who did too :crackup: ****ing disgusting how can anyone go in those booths and jerk off, sticking their ass to the cheap vinyl seat nonetheless. I realllllly have my doubts sometimes.
 

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hey i would do a valtrex commerical if they paid me in free meds.
i think the worst job ever would be driving the elementary school bus . oh the horror!
 

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Originally posted by backbreaker
do they only hire people that have GH?
Do they only hire real doctors to play doctors on commercials? Do they hire real teachers to play teachers? To answer your question - "no". That's why they are called actors.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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An actor is a bad job????
How about the people that have to jack-off horses and whales to get some semen samples? They wish they were selling STD medicine. That is if they don't like their job.......:(
 

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Originally posted by DJ_in_making
An actor is a bad job????
How about the people that have to jack-off horses and whales to get some semen samples? They wish they were selling STD medicine. That is if they don't like their job.......:(
i've seen film of a girl jacking off a horse. she seemed to like her job..

can't imagine it paying well though.. probably in drugs.
 
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nah not as bad ass those guys in Paris finding people's valuables in the sewage system. In other words, they dig through feces to find something that someone else lost.
 

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Toilet cleaner at a uni where international students from third world countries study. :woo:
 

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Re: Re: you know what has to be the worst job ever?

Originally posted by diablo
Do they only hire real doctors to play doctors on commercials? Do they hire real teachers to play teachers? To answer your question - "no". That's why they are called actors.
of course being in that commerical isn't the worse job ever.. but in all honesty, I dont' think it gets any worse for an actor.

What's funny about the porn jack off room thingy, is coming out of the room and everyone in the building knowing you just jacked off.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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