"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You have never seen dancing/grinding like this before.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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you know how asian brothers like to do karaoke for fun with each other on youtube?

these two are just brothers and sisters having fun too. no big deal.
 
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Is that stuff that only black guys can do or can white folk do it also? When I try to practice a little of the freaking/grinding stuff I just look stupid. I don't have any natural rhythm and I can't make the fluid motions.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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Maxtro said:
Is that stuff that only black guys can do or can white folk do it also? When I try to practice a little of the freaking/grinding stuff I just look stupid. I don't have any natural rhythm and I can't make the fluid motions.
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its strictly racial.
 
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