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[ethnomethodologist]

Originally posted by backbreaker
something else I realized as well... I don't like sex as much as I thought I did.

I like the thrill of chasing tail more than the sex itself.

Like with women.. I don't like actaully ****ing them (okay, that's an overstatement, but you get the point), as much as the game that leads up to the sex.. the cat and mouse, etc.

Because as bad as she was, I really wasn't feeling it. I guess it was because there were no emotions for her or me involved.

My thoughts on this, and a few questions; (you can always block me...)

What made you realize you didn't like sex, as much, anymore?

I love the thrill of the hunt, eating my prey, and having it feed me, is my prize

"Why did you say "like women"?", "overstatement of the century", and "the game of cat and mouse" is pretty childish don't you think?

Next time, go and hunt for a hooker, tease her, pay for her company, and mean it, when the cops bust you! Pay for her company, and than seduce her, see if she gives the money back.

 

[backbreaker]

i never said I didn't like sex... damn that woudl suck.

It's that I didn't realize WHAT i liked about sex until that experience.

 

[PRMoon]

Originally posted by backbreaker

I like the thrill of chasing tail more than the sex itself.

Like with women.. I don't like actaully ****ing them (okay, that's an overstatement, but you get the point), as much as the game that leads up to the sex.. the cat and mouse, etc.
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I'm right there with you breaker. I can't tell you how many times I've been turned off by a free lunch, well when I wasn't REALLY hard up for it.

But really makeing the moves, playing the game, anticipating actions, what have you is really what drives me when It comes to women. There are tons of times that I'll try/say something way out of charachter just to see what happens and if it turns out well I add it to my inventory.

The hunt for me is very gratifying because really that's the hard part and as I've said time and time again, I love a challange. That's one of the reasons I've never concidered a hooker. Everytime I think it through there are no unknowns to get excited about. Every step of the process is mapped out and is a 100% guarnteed sure shot. Most of my thrills come from knowing I beat the odds in some random scenerio where nothing is certain. Of course I enjoy the sex after I feel like Julius Ceaser beating the germanic tribes... "I came, I saw, I conquered...and I'm out biatch"

 

[backbreaker]

yeah... I just wanted some head to be totally honest about the situtation.. a good ole fashion pipe cleaning.. spent the money and didn't even get that.

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Originally posted by ethnomethodologist
Next time, go and hunt for a hooker, tease her, pay for her company, and mean it, when the cops bust you! Pay for her company, and than seduce her, see if she gives the money back.

Try this, if you still think your funny

I know you just wanted head, you said it like 5 times. Good stuff though, I got a few good laughs. A few imes I was speechless to, just ****ing got bug eyyed, was a good story. Had to be true.

lol, Troy, really is a good interesting movie, don't let your **** shrivel next time you think about it during sex though I hate stopping to laugh about something the girl knows nothing about when we're banging