Crotch Sniffer
Banned
That was lame. Fukk off, you sh!tfaced c0ck-knocker.Originally posted by Slashco
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Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
That was lame. Fukk off, you sh!tfaced c0ck-knocker.Originally posted by Slashco
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Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
No offense PS, but this fool is hilarious lolI see you jumped on this post pretty fast.
Another "busy" night with your scores of ladies huh?
Quit jerkin off on the guys pictures here and get yourself a life, you fag hag.
None Taken Mad. If you think a internet twerp who calls himself Crotch Sniffer is cool then so be it.Originally posted by madgame
No offense PS, but this fool is hilarious lol
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I dont think hes cool, just thought those were 2 funny diss-lines...and I know soon as he reads this hes gonna diss me too hahaI see you jumped on this post pretty fast.
Another "busy" night with your scores of ladies huh?
Hey thats not nice! The soda and chips are prescription from the doctor to help me become more ugly. Seems I am too good-looking to be allowed in public so I need to fatten up a bit and get a tinge of acne so I dont get raped in the street by gorgeous women. It really is tough being me.Originally posted by Slashco
And that wasn't lame? You sound like a 7th grader talking trash on the net while hiding behind Dad's computer. If you're gonna flame, put down the Cheetos and Mountain Dew, stop whacking to pirated anime and take the time to write something creative.
I am so glad you showed her a good time. Things been pretty rough for Mama since she gained those 500 pounds. She hasnt been able to wash her own ass in ten years, much less have sex. I thought no man would ever see her inner beauty past the layers of sweat, flab and the faint aroma of crusty anus. But it seems you are into that sort of thing. More power to ya!Originally posted by DankNuggs
I just focked your mom in the a$$, so I'm sure my crotch smells like home....She was like "Owww owww your too big, I'm bleeding...." I was like "take it biatch, time to blow it in your face...." .....So I gave her the strawberry pudding... You must be wondering why she's been sitting on a pillow the past few days....
Sorry, AhhBaLLzInMyMoUth. Some flames are too weak to merit a response. Nothing personal. In fact you seem like a nice kid, which is why I have trouble flaming you. Ya just dont deserve this level of punishment. If you want more feedback, try being as obnoxious as this guy...Originally posted by aBAzLLnA
Oh yeah i remember this thread... and i also rememeber that crotch never responded to my last flame...![]()
Whatever fool.Originally posted by PlayerSupreme
None Taken Mad. If you think a internet twerp who calls himself Crotch Sniffer is cool then so be it.
Personally the name says it all to me...but I've learned to read between the lines.
peace baby.
No need for that. You already played yourself by siding with PS. But I will give you this much...at least you have a sense of humor, (unlike some bald, ugly and insecure fags I know.)Originally posted by madgame
I dont think hes cool, just thought those were 2 funny diss-lines...and I know soon as he reads this hes gonna diss me too haha
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Maybe you should take a better look. That forum doesnt put up with the whining bullsh!t you see here. Plus you can actually use cuss-words. As for PlayerSupreme, I never met him in real life, but he gives solid advice IMO.Originally posted by Crotch Sniffer
What reality are you revealing to these guys anyway? Players University?
Baaahaahahaa!!! Dont make me laugh!
I have seen what that place has to offer and it is a joke! All you do is copy/paste DYD quotes and masturbate your own cheesy email game all day long. You got no substance dawg.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Hey this is not a bad flame! IT works because it is sincere and you are not grasping at straws. You probably could have been a little crueler for comedic effect, but overall you got the makins of a pretty decent trouble-maker. There is hope for you yet, squirrels.Originally posted by squirrels
Well, I saw my name on the first post of the thread. I'm trying my best to learn how to deal with women, and I'll admit to being only a year into this, and personally I think I'm getting a lot of the stuff down. But I'm known to pull a colossal f-up once in a while and so I figured I'd check the thread to see if anyone could elaborate on my "bad advice." I might learn something.
Not only did I find no worthwhile information (except PS's list of jerk traits...that's actually pretty good stuff), I found that no one on this thread is anyone I'd normally consider taking advice from. In fact, the only people on this thread are troublemakers. And there's no form of life more pathetic than people who have nothing better to do than make trouble on the Internet.![]()
Oh well...have fun.![]()
Your hypocrisy knows no limits PS. It is very sad.You are fooling no one here. People are starting to see you for the fraud that you are. You call them punks and biatches "nipping at your heels" but its only cause you cant face the truth about yourself.
1. You spend more time here than any one of these "punks"
2. You care far too much what these guys think of you. The creation of this thread is proof of this.
3. Your life revolves around women. On the outside you are pimp but deep down you are the worst symp because you dont even see the power they have over you.
4. Your hoes are busted dude. I wouldnt touch those skanks with someone ELSE´s d!ck.
5. You are Scotty Pimpins little B!TCH. Coming here and doing his dirty work for him. What is your reward for recruiting and modding his site? Does he let you kiss his balls?
6. Said it before but deserves re-iteration. You are a HYPOCRITICAL FOOL! You accuse people of assumptions, then you assume sh!t yourself. Way to go assh0le. All your integrity just went flying out the window.
7. You claim to have great debating skills when you actually SUCK ASS at debating. I have never seen a man contradict himself so many times..often within the same fukking sentence.
orNice to know someone else sees PlayerSupreme for what he really is. You totally destroyed any credibility that guy had left, not that there was much to begin with. Haha!! The player got played!
Hehe..I know I am stooping to your level here so dont even try using this as a rebuttal, you predictable ape!LOL! Loved your response to player_supremes thread. The loser has had this coming for a while now. Good ****!
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.