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Master Don Juan
yo crotch sniffer, dont try to play me ni99a i'll herb you too
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
You guys are all MORONS!!!
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Starman
Master Don Juan
How quaint, a chronic masturbator/self proclaimed ladies man, A black poster boy for depends and a well oiled, camel stroking humperdink all going at it
let me know when the party gets started
let me know when the party gets started
Player_Supreme
Banned
You have the nerve to call somebody a camel stroking....your all the same ilk to me...why don't you go find your magic carpet and fly the fawk back to ya desert.
And stop rubbing that bottle...there are no such things as djins...
your the only fairy I've seen in recent years...but of the other type.
Player_Supreme
Banned
It's funny to see how many mouths opened on this thread. Also funny how many of the same mouths opened when GigaloDJ opened the Post your Proof thread.
I haven't seen anybody on this thread except Gigalo and myself who have offered any proof that they have any real game.
Your all a bunch of internet losers. Too bad they took all the flames off that thread. It would be laughable to see who spoke out against a "simple" idea like "show us what you got".
Pathetic is all I can say. Dissappointing is what I believe. Losers is what I call ya.
The biggest mouth on this thread Stargag...was also one of the biggest mouths against showing "any" type of proof that anybody should even be listening to him...and those lame assed excuses of why you shouldn't post...ok that was el-lame.
StarFag reminds me of a monkey in the box. I turn the handle (say a few words) and up pops starfag...I can see his little hat on his hairy flat head...spindly little arms waving around...
saying eek eek eek...which is all you get outta one of his posts..eek eek eek...
I think starfag is that kid at starkid.com who refuses to come outta his house now cause his embarrassement is internetwide now
I haven't seen anybody on this thread except Gigalo and myself who have offered any proof that they have any real game.
Your all a bunch of internet losers. Too bad they took all the flames off that thread. It would be laughable to see who spoke out against a "simple" idea like "show us what you got".
Pathetic is all I can say. Dissappointing is what I believe. Losers is what I call ya.
The biggest mouth on this thread Stargag...was also one of the biggest mouths against showing "any" type of proof that anybody should even be listening to him...and those lame assed excuses of why you shouldn't post...ok that was el-lame.
StarFag reminds me of a monkey in the box. I turn the handle (say a few words) and up pops starfag...I can see his little hat on his hairy flat head...spindly little arms waving around...
saying eek eek eek...which is all you get outta one of his posts..eek eek eek...
I think starfag is that kid at starkid.com who refuses to come outta his house now cause his embarrassement is internetwide now
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Damn Where is the love? 
Some funny bustin goin on here. Supreme and Crotch are the real deal with Starfa...oops I mean Starman running a close second. Interesting thread, but not really my scene. Ima lover not a fighter
Some funny bustin goin on here. Supreme and Crotch are the real deal with Starfa...oops I mean Starman running a close second. Interesting thread, but not really my scene. Ima lover not a fighter
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
player sardine, you know what they say about men with long posts....
trying to er, em, make up for something else???
trying to er, em, make up for something else???
iqqi
Master Don Juan
whatever, boyeeee, my posts are NEVA as long as Played Outs posts....
<grabs Giggy be his ear, and smacks him with her 13 inch c0ck>
The Bad Ass Canadian
Master Don Juan
LOL
This has got to be the funniest thread I've ever read!!!
Crotch Sniffer.
The comebacks are lame because nobody can think of better ones, when they're laughing so hard.
This has got to be the funniest thread I've ever read!!!
Crotch Sniffer.
The comebacks are lame because nobody can think of better ones, when they're laughing so hard.
Eyecandie4ya
Senior Don Juan
I knew you had a wee wee!
Player_Supreme
Banned
well babygirl, anytime you want a private photo of what I'm working with I will try to fit it into a photo and send it to ya.
All you gotta do is ask. PM your private email...and you will get a surprise in your e-box...
Now I hear your working with a set of double AA's...now how ya gonna jump start anything under-powered?
And one more thing Iggsta my nigsta...your ending up like these idiots on this site. with an attention span that only lasts 30 words or less...it's no wonder you people can't find dates...
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
you heard wrong
hahahahahahahahha!!!! that was funny!!!
good one, good one...
Nooby Doo
Don Juan
BWAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA!!!!
bump!
bump!
Rawk Steady
Don Juan
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Er.....do you mean "reeks?"
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Crotch Sniffer
Banned
Ah..
Good memories, good times.
Whatever happened to this place?
You guys were all morons but at least you were mildly entertaining. All you newbies are pathetic!
On top of being totally clueless, you dweebs have all the personality of stale bread dipped in toilet water.
No wonder the chicks run away at the sight of you.
You are a waste of human flesh.
You will never be a DJ. EVER. So just give up already. Stay home. Watch a bunch of Star Trek marathons and collect fukking comics till you are 47.
Throughout these lonely years, get used to that hand of yours because it is the only thing in the world that could possibly be seduced by someone as retarded, smelly and physically repulsive as you.
You truly disgust me in every way imaginable.
For the love of God, I pray that your tactics never work on a living, breathing girl. Hopefully your gruesome appearance and lack of any style, class or penis size shall aid our race in Darwinian fashion and spare the world from ever becoming POISONED by your genes.
Love,
Crotch Sniffer
PS - I would spit in your mama´s face if I met her and one day I sincerely hope to take a sloppy crap all over everything you ever believed in.
PPS - You also suck big, fat, sweaty donkey balls.
PPPS - If you are reading this, I dont like you.
Good memories, good times.
Whatever happened to this place?
You guys were all morons but at least you were mildly entertaining. All you newbies are pathetic!
On top of being totally clueless, you dweebs have all the personality of stale bread dipped in toilet water.
No wonder the chicks run away at the sight of you.
You are a waste of human flesh.
You will never be a DJ. EVER. So just give up already. Stay home. Watch a bunch of Star Trek marathons and collect fukking comics till you are 47.
Throughout these lonely years, get used to that hand of yours because it is the only thing in the world that could possibly be seduced by someone as retarded, smelly and physically repulsive as you.
You truly disgust me in every way imaginable.
For the love of God, I pray that your tactics never work on a living, breathing girl. Hopefully your gruesome appearance and lack of any style, class or penis size shall aid our race in Darwinian fashion and spare the world from ever becoming POISONED by your genes.
Love,
Crotch Sniffer
PS - I would spit in your mama´s face if I met her and one day I sincerely hope to take a sloppy crap all over everything you ever believed in.
PPS - You also suck big, fat, sweaty donkey balls.
PPPS - If you are reading this, I dont like you.
PlayerSupreme
Banned
Still sifting through the rubble huh joey
Crotch Sniffer
Banned
I see you jumped on this post pretty fast.
Another "busy" night with your scores of ladies huh?
Quit jerkin off on the guys pictures here and get yourself a life, you fag hag.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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