HurricaneBilly
Don Juan
Weep. I miss our trolls. Looks like you guys still got 'em. We have no good drama.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You guys are all MORONS!!!
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
hb
Master Don Juan
wtf kinda name is hurrican billyyyyy oooooo mannnnnn
*slaps self on the fore head*
*slaps self on the fore head*
Can't we all just get along? Hmmm? Mkkkkkaayy?
In Edit: Playa--don't you think wearing an Iranian shirt on the day 9-11 happened is just askin' for trouble? Not sayin Iraq and Iran are the same (although they pretty much are-and yes I know they had a bloody war), but seems to me you almost wanted to shove it in our faces with that, and you HAD to know there would be guys taking offense to that or at least mistaking Iran for Iraq..no?
In Edit: Playa--don't you think wearing an Iranian shirt on the day 9-11 happened is just askin' for trouble? Not sayin Iraq and Iran are the same (although they pretty much are-and yes I know they had a bloody war), but seems to me you almost wanted to shove it in our faces with that, and you HAD to know there would be guys taking offense to that or at least mistaking Iran for Iraq..no?
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Player_Supreme
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Ha Beeb...you were born here...not likely..the way you speak and write english...uhhh hell no...you sound like your fresh off da boat...what's the name of your cab company anyways...
And you didn't answer my big question either
Nor did you post ya ugly assed big nosed assed face.
You probably have hair growing out of ya ears like your folks get..
Now like I said get ya sorry 911 loving ass back in ya cab...push it to the nearest 7-11 store and get a fill up...cause up here you ain't got no gas...babyboy.
Sorry this took so long to get back at ya...but I have women instead of a hand like you...and what the fu*ck are one of you guys doing on a site to get women....
you mean you dudes have problems with women???
I pretty faced arab...I have white skin...
so what!!!
you played ya self to be real dumb.
and did you steal my towels???
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Player_Supreme
Banned
Yeah, that wasn't the best of moves. I can understand racial pride...but we American can be quite crazy at times...look how we locked up American's in camps during WW2, just cause some of their ancestors came from somewhere else.
I recall back then folks were getting arrested for stuff like that. Which brings me to one of the problems with America...why did we have to let EVERYBODY in here...got dam!
No offense MV..but I still go to school to keep my mind active...and I hate hearing other nationalities coming over here and getting a good education on one hand and throwing stones against us on the other...you know what I mean.
There was this idiot from England who in Debate class right after 9-11 decided to make his final debate "The telly beans were justified in their attacks on 9-11" Only a foreigner would of done something that stupid...in a class full of Angry Americans.
Sometimes valor is the better part of discretion and sometimes it's not!
Player_Supreme
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I guess you just didn't get an education now did ya..
But I'll bet you can walk into a kitchen and create an atom bomb though now can't ya.
Stupid assed fawk!
Yeah, even worse is how they diss us for having no culture and then turn around and copy us from all the MTV they watch.
talk about morons!
anyways, we are getting off topic here. I wanted to add that Crotch Sniffer is a waste of human flesh and Starman is gay.
Player_Supreme
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LOL
Player_Supreme
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
ShortyBrown
Master Don Juan
Okey dokey.
PS Hillbillies-I think that racism is crossing the line between flaming and being a tosser......so shut up.
ShortTimer
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Man that white kid sucked... uh looked like he may have sucked literally there when the other kid was on top of him.
Player_Supreme
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LOL...another computer geek who learned the reality of the real game of life...you can't flame in open space...it's betta to hide behind wall of internet....and toss stones. I love that clip...gotta stop watching it though...Originally posted by ShortTimer
Man that white kid sucked... uh looked like he may have sucked literally there when the other kid was on top of him.
Speaking of people in hiding I found a picture of our own resident
star fairy:
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/Im...tEmail_600h.jpg
stolen from a post of Mr. Latte...
notice the darker skin tones...look at the beedy child molestor eyes and you will see stargag in drag ....hmmm stardrag...lol....now that's funny....STAR-DRAG
The best part was about 5 seconds into it -- that cracker sure did get his head drilled on. Then, he kicked tool-boy in the chest for good measure.
right-click save-as
OWN3D!
Player_Supreme
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You know what's funny to me is that cracka is it almost seems like he is still tryin to talk shyt...but he is actually beggin "what do you want?"
Well let me make a list:
1. Keep ya mouf shut next time when ya wanna talk out the side of ya kneck...while you still have one
2. give me the money in ya wallet
3. tell ya honey over there by the car watching you get ya ass kicked like a byatch...to come over here and suc a real dyck.
Lesson here is don't fuk with realness! Probably one of those types with big assed internet moufs. and it got a little too carried away in the wrong company...
I'm coming to chi town star fag...feb. hell the coldest time to show up...but I wanna see you in action baby!
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Player,
all you can talk about it people "talkin out the side of they necks"
Do they have no schools in the ghetto. You are just a middle-aged f@g who couldn't keep his wife so now he chases the under-age ass. Who needs advice from a dead-beat dad. Stick to your welfare checks.
Player_Supreme
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Dam another white boy hater! It's cool! Shyt now I gotta pull some of ya posts to see just how stupid you really are.
UNOWHO:
1. I left my ex-wife...but it's good to see you read my ****
2. I own my own business and have for 18 years.
3. I sent one of my son's to live and go to school in Paris
Booyaaahh!!
You should talk the things you know something about diaper boy which means don't eva open ya mouf
and why don't you put a new one on because you smell like shyt.
Now about your intellectual ideas:
"GO F*CK YOURSELF!.
You will be after you f___ up and all you have is handlotion. """
Uhhh if that's the best you can do in the short time you've been on here from pimpville I guess I rest my case.
You obviously have no game asking a dumb assed question like this:
GigaloDJ,
How do you do a car-pick up.
Do you just go straight for the number? No time for small-talk... intentions are DAMN clear.
So, post an example (3 or 4 to give us some idea) of car-pickups.
BTW., ever do a car pick up while both of you were driving side by side?
Ok now I'm really laughing at YOU
Generally, its good to take a coffee "date" first to personally get to know eachother.
Also, for what you originally said, one word: cab.
You must be one of the fools I banned over at another place that really doesn't exist!
Your not worth any more effort sorry kid
Now I can understand how you feel watching that white boy getting his ass kicked like that...it's probably happened to you quite a few times too when you talked out the side of ya ass and a brotha had to ram his foot up it...
I can understand your need for solidarity (look it up)...
I feel for ya
now get the fawk outta my face!
Oh I do have to correct all of you guys on this board...
Cali doesn't have ghetto's like you guys do back east.
Sorry!
We all go to nice schools with multi racial mixtures.
It's nice and sunny most of the time out here....
We don't get those snow bound days like you do back east.
Yeah I'm basking in the sun right now...lol
UNOWHO:
1. I left my ex-wife...but it's good to see you read my ****
2. I own my own business and have for 18 years.
3. I sent one of my son's to live and go to school in Paris
Booyaaahh!!
You should talk the things you know something about diaper boy which means don't eva open ya mouf
and why don't you put a new one on because you smell like shyt.
Now about your intellectual ideas:
"GO F*CK YOURSELF!.
You will be after you f___ up and all you have is handlotion. """
Uhhh if that's the best you can do in the short time you've been on here from pimpville I guess I rest my case.
You obviously have no game asking a dumb assed question like this:
GigaloDJ,
How do you do a car-pick up.
Do you just go straight for the number? No time for small-talk... intentions are DAMN clear.
So, post an example (3 or 4 to give us some idea) of car-pickups.
BTW., ever do a car pick up while both of you were driving side by side?
Ok now I'm really laughing at YOU
Generally, its good to take a coffee "date" first to personally get to know eachother.
Also, for what you originally said, one word: cab.
You must be one of the fools I banned over at another place that really doesn't exist!
Your not worth any more effort sorry kid
Now I can understand how you feel watching that white boy getting his ass kicked like that...it's probably happened to you quite a few times too when you talked out the side of ya ass and a brotha had to ram his foot up it...
I can understand your need for solidarity (look it up)...
I feel for ya
now get the fawk outta my face!
Oh I do have to correct all of you guys on this board...
Cali doesn't have ghetto's like you guys do back east.
Sorry!
We all go to nice schools with multi racial mixtures.
It's nice and sunny most of the time out here....
We don't get those snow bound days like you do back east.
Yeah I'm basking in the sun right now...lol
hb
Master Don Juan
f*cken black people man, we give them Cool aid, the Cosby show(with fake black peopleeeee) and WHITE castle, now they think they're entitled to the first amendment.......
man shuuuuuuuuttt the fvckkkkkkkkkkkkkk uppppppppppppp
MID LIFE CRISISSSS
btw, if you dont mind, what happened with you and your wife? She sucked a white man's d!ck? or was it your attraction to young men part of it?
oooo mannnnn they should make a seperate forum for you old timers and your *exciting* coffee dates, where you get to explore her mind and emotionsssss,
ni99a your game is weakkkkkkk.
****en Gorilla
ima end up getting kicked off this board after flaming your black ass.
and yo, you talk about me not answering your questions. You didnt answer **** from my last post.
All i gotta say is
MID-LIFE CRISIS
man shuuuuuuuuttt the fvckkkkkkkkkkkkkk uppppppppppppp
MID LIFE CRISISSSS
btw, if you dont mind, what happened with you and your wife? She sucked a white man's d!ck? or was it your attraction to young men part of it?
oooo mannnnn they should make a seperate forum for you old timers and your *exciting* coffee dates, where you get to explore her mind and emotionsssss,
ni99a your game is weakkkkkkk.
****en Gorilla
ima end up getting kicked off this board after flaming your black ass.
and yo, you talk about me not answering your questions. You didnt answer **** from my last post.
All i gotta say is
MID-LIFE CRISIS
Crotch Sniffer
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No we are not. Now why dont you run along and go plagiarize posts like you are famous for, you fake-ass Don Wannabe.
LOL!
I normally hate the racial flames but this sh!t is funny as hell!
Moral of the story...
don´t mess with dudes from Brooklyn!
Props to the hb, even if he is a filthy Ayrab
AS for you other little punks, I will deal with you whiny biatches when I have more time...
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Starman
Master Don Juan
HB said "N" word ..but I guess its not racial if you spell it like "ni99a"
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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