"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You guys are all MORONS!!!

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Originally posted by alboh
You couldn't narrate a fairy tale for a bunch of retarded deaf kids!
Well that isn't really an insult cuz I doubt there's someone who can :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Crotch Sniffer said:
2. are so caught up in their own elaborate philosophy that they are probably chronic masturbators.
That is so true!

lol, go back a page and see the huge online retard fight player supreme and crotch sniffer had.

Just knowing Player supreme used to be that pathetic just made his philosophies useless in my mind.

Anybody out there who visits his boards would you ask him to answer for this pathetic "banter"?
 

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Crotch Sniffer is right about Pook.

He's a chronic mastubator of the worst kind.
You should see his blog. lol
 
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Hey, this thread was never closed...Now that Crotch Sniffer has returned, also known as, Senor Fingers, and Don Ronny - let a new flame war begin!!!

Ban all homos!!!! OK homos start posting!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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