"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You ever find yourself begging your male freinds/co-workers to go out & sarge?

Tha Realnezz

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I hate this sh1t really.

The only things guys want to do is play Playstation and 360,watch dvd's & internet porn,jackoff to myspace *****s pretending they're actually phukking these girls ...

Maybe you can convince dudes to hit the gym or play some ball other than that you can't get most dudes ...guys you know for years to hit the town looking for hoes nowadays cuz their afraid they're not hot enough or don't have enough money.

It basically pushes guys like me to hang out with women..

Sad state of affairs when you need to pu women with a groupfemale players..:down:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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dude i kno wat u mean. most guys are pvssies nowadays and are scared sh1tless to approach girls, then wanna claim that they are pimps and have lots of sex, and laugh at guys who actually try and get rejected.

my friends are the same. none of them are brave enough to go sarging with me, and if they do go, they stall and stall because they are scared. they end up doing nothing and messing up my game because i have to stay with they're wussy asses all day.

lol feels good to vent, but this is so true.
 

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^pretty much.It's like ..god is forcing me to date women...lol.

It's either that or stay home all weekend.Cuz it's always the same routine since after HS.

"Dog,get ready for this weekend"."Dude,i promise this time,i'm gonna get some numbers"...WHOOOO......

Weekend comes around.Guys don't pick up their phones..:nono:I pick up the phone and it's me and some sleazy old/foreign(i don't mean it like that) dude I barley know left willing to go clubbing or to a bar and I rather just not even go.

So it forces me to call back chics & set-up dates on the weekends so I won't bore myself to death at home.

Occasionally I go out myself but I try hard not too..this is what i've been forced to do..

Only time these guys go party with chics and sarge is Christmas/New Years/Long holidays in general or when a group of hoes pushes up on them & ask THEM out basically..

I always tell them.."What are you gonna do at your house,but jackoff & watch Espn,or play videogames?..Just come and be around women at least godamn you might get one by accident,pretty soon you'll be married and you can do it anymore and you'll regret everyday til you die.."..

Then I get hit with the "You need to settle down/you think all women are hoes" speech from the same guy that was talking about wanting to azzfucc a chic in the elevator.

So I'm just filling up my weekends with dates & calling back alot of women cuz quite frankly i'm sick of the gym and jogging and basketball..I want to go OUT and play with las mujeres....

I'll spend my week working,workingout and listening to make-believe sex stories(like who do they think they're kidding,they never go out and don't have girlfreinds so where are all these women?) but I refuse to eat my daysoff in the house..
 

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^^ my friends say that same stuff. like when my and my bestfriend went to a dance on day. we were talking about how we were gonna get so many numbers. then wat happens? he wusses out and drags me along so he feels secure. i did get on number tho, but couldv've gotten more had i not would've had to babysit.

i find myself talking to girls more than i talk to them sometimes. lol all they want to do is sit home and play games and watch sports all day. I like talking to chicks. then they try to make me feel bad because i like talking to chicks, and all they do is oggle and talk about how's hot. im like "dont tell me that unless you gon say something to her"

i honestly dont see how gus like these get married. or get gf's. they must get extremely lucky or something. lol
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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If you have to beg them, are they really the type of wingmen that you'd want protecting your six?
 

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My best friend is currently not doing jack sh!t about the 8 year slump he is in. No joke guys. He ain't been laid since last century.:crackup: WTF????? I'm starting to wonder if he even likes women anymore. I try to get him to go out lookin for women. The guy never had a problem in high school, but that was like 8 years ago. He comes up with one lame excuse after another why he can't come out to pick up on women. Weak.
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
If you have to beg them, are they really the type of wingmen that you'd want protecting your six?
Well some used to be macks but i don't know they fell off completley.

Seems most guys do that and try to get back in the game in their 30's or 40's when it's much harder to find single quality women with no children of their own.

Doesn't make sense,I always tell them one day you're gonna wake up shacked up with an ugly a22 chic,maybe a couple of kids,with a beer belly,no muscle mass whatsover and just miserable...

I don't go out that much either,never did, but I try to pick up women wherever possible and try to do something on the weekends at the very least.
 

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Real DJs don't have to go out to get women. Women come to them!

I know one guy who just works out a lot, works a lot, and ends up being really super ripped and rich. He's also smart, but kinda fugly.

He seriously doesn't do squat, just sits in some food shack and girls themselves come and ask to sit down and compliment on his eyes and get his number, and drive him, and etc.

Its like...amazing. He's also Mr. Testosterone (extremely masculine face, super long 4th finger, greatly elevated hormone levels).

Nature beats nurture.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Yea man I hear you. Cream of the crop and all that....
 

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Babnik said:
Real DJs don't have to go out to get women. Women come to them!

I know one guy who just works out a lot, works a lot, and ends up being really super ripped and rich. He's also smart, but kinda fugly.

He seriously doesn't do squat, just sits in some food shack and girls themselves come and ask to sit down and compliment on his eyes and get his number, and drive him, and etc.

Its like...amazing. He's also Mr. Testosterone (extremely masculine face, super long 4th finger, greatly elevated hormone levels).

Nature beats nurture.
I have to say, I think you're a complete troll moron. If this guy even exists (and I highly suspect you're making him up...I mean, who knows his buddy's hormone levels? - weird) its not the fact that he's a DJ, its the fact that he's masculine looking (how can you be that masculine looking and fugly?)

Nature beats nuture? Na mate, I can outgame all my better looking friends...even though you can't.
 

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L777 said:
I have to say, I think you're a complete troll moron. If this guy even exists (and I highly suspect you're making him up...I mean, who knows his buddy's hormone levels? - weird) its not the fact that he's a DJ, its the fact that he's masculine looking (how can you be that masculine looking and fugly?)

Nature beats nuture? Na mate, I can outgame all my better looking friends...even though you can't.
Peter North...

You can be unhealthy and masculine.

He is one of my best friends and we had conversation on this stuff. He tried to get into a military school, but was denied due to health problems. Yet, he was tested for hormonal levels and they were outrageous. You don't even need tests. It is known that men have high test. levels if their 4th finger is much longer than 2nd (almost as long as middle finger) have high test levels.

However, he is covered in acne and lesions and has disproportionate facial features and yet those features are sharp, edgy, etc.

No, I'm not homo.

See, health and test. levels are linked but many men have high test. levels and horrible health.

You can outgame anyone you want online, bud.
 

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Babnik said:
Peter North...

You can be unhealthy and masculine.

He is one of my best friends and we had conversation on this stuff. He tried to get into a military school, but was denied due to health problems. Yet, he was tested for hormonal levels and they were outrageous. You don't even need tests. It is known that men have high test. levels if their 4th finger is much longer than 2nd (almost as long as middle finger) have high test levels.

However, he is covered in acne and lesions and has disproportionate facial features and yet those features are sharp, edgy, etc.

No, I'm not homo.

See, health and test. levels are linked but many men have high test. levels and horrible health.

You can outgame anyone you want online, bud.
OK fair play about your mate. But your attitude is so defeatist, "nature beats nuture". Its just not true, cos I can outgame the vast majority of guys I know...thats in real life as well :D
 

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I have friends like that, but the worse thing about it is listening to some of them whining about being single and how they never meet anyone. It really ****s me, they make no effort to change things yet still complain about their situation.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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