you ever been SLAPPED by a girl?

[Dimebag_Darrell]

she was a hoe, and I called her a hoe and so she slapped me, I would have taken it as a compliment if I was her.

 

[dibilus]

I got slapped today for the first time in my life... I just wanted to get the feeling of it. Stopped HB8 walking in opposite direction. Asked her if she would sleep with me for $2 million. She said yes...Then I said "And how about 25c". Bang! It hurts like a *****. She just walked away.

 

[THA REALNESS]

I've been slapped by my sister and ... i b1tchslapped the sh1t out of her right back!I never put my hands on a woman, she could run over my dog and sleep with my feinds ..but if she even so much as puts a finger on my face ...so help me god!

Getting slapped is a no-no especially if you are a man.That is the ultimate disrespect:


1:Getting Slapped by a Woman.
2.Getting beat up by a white boy(if you are not white).
3.Somebody slapping your momma.
4.Your freind or relative nailing your Gf or wife.
5.Paying for another man 's kid.


If you could go through life with out the above ,you're automatically a real man by default.


For the Record ,i have slapped men before .I've been slapped by a dude in slap boxing only.

 

[DEKKA]

Originally posted by THA REALNESS
...2.Getting beat up by a white boy(if you are not white).

wtf is that?

 

[THA REALNESS]

I leave you only Dekka I see you're sensitive.

 

[j_kat_251]

WTF is that, women just have this free rein to smack the **** out of guys without fear of retribution. Well guess what, *****, two magic words... pressure points. You can look like your stroking the back of her neck and cooing an apology, when in fact she's crying in mortal pain and terror. Seriously, any ***** lays a hand on me and thinks it's not going to be avenged... is wrong. Or you can spike her drink and rohypnol-rape her.

 

[THA REALNESS]

Originally posted by j_kat_251
WTF is that, women just have this free rein to smack the **** out of guys without fear of retribution. Well guess what, *****, two magic words... pressure points. .

LOL. I can't Quote that!

 

[white_hype]

looks like i have topped you guys once again...

story:

at a halloween party this year i was dressed as white trash, getting trashed. i was hammered. then this girl i HATE (i cannot describe how much i hate her) that was a total ***** to all my friends (she is really fat and ugly, so think of the ugly fat chick in high school no one likes and lashes out b/c of it) shows up.

I havent seen her in like 3 months, and i immediately charge up to her. shes with 2 fags that i guess were hitting on her, which is hard to believe, and another girlfriend.

I start saying the meanest **** i can think of, ie. "GOD YOU ARE FAT AS ****ING ****" "IF I WERE YOU ID KILL MYSElF FAT *****" (she deserved much more than this)... she says nothing the whole time, then grabs my shoulders... so i am thinking wtf... and knees me in the BALLS *missed*

wow i hate her

 

[PRMoon]

If you don't get slapped at least two to three times a year, you're not living man!

 

[white_hype]

Originally posted by PRMoon
If you don't get slapped at least two to three times a year, you're not living man!

AMEN!

 

[Lifeforce]

A girl I know tripped and fell right into my arms. She grabbed my clothes to prevent falling. I said. "Whoa... take it easy, you don't have to rip my clothes of at the street........................ we can do that later... *big grin*" then again, a very poor translation to what was orignally said.

She just freaked out and hit my splat on my face. lol, that was funny.