"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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you cant talk to girls?

check_mate_kid_uk

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many people can not talk to girls and find it very hard to push themselves, they say it all day long that they will to themselves in their head, but then chiken out when it comes to doing it well heres a tip for you.

use peer presure, go out with your freinds and tell them all that you are going to approch girls, make a big deal out of it so they will remember to remind you if you 'forget' aka chiken out, they will remind you and you would not want to bail out infront of your freinds would you?

and remember that lost oppertunity hurts more then rejection

hope iv been a help
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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b's nuts

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you shouldn't be doing it just so you don't look like you have sand in your pvssy in front of your friends. You should be approaching and getting numbers to get pvssy. plain and simple.
 

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yes i know that, but some people can not push themselves to do it, so what other way is there, if you cant push your self, whats better then getitng others to push you
 

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so if you can't push yourself to make a move and lick this girls you approched titties, are you going to have your friends do that to? check_mate_kid_uk, you should try online personals if you don't have the weight in your sack to talk to a girl in person. :eek:
 

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hey i can push myself, but some people can not, thats why i posted this.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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