You can't handle a REAL WOMAN!

[Naughty Ninja]

"You can't handle a REAL WOMAN!"

That statement from chicks who throw that out there IMO means the chick has issues and she wants either you or some other clown to just "accept" her for the way she is. (Like that trainwreck Marilyn Monroe's quote many chicks use: "If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best".)

As if some dude is supposed to be thirsty enough for the chick who uses either of those statements "golden pvzzy" to maybe be a "real man" enough to get it IF and WHEN the chick chooses.

Sorry toots, but I don't play that nonsense. I'm not here to play ATM to you and your fatherless or sometime father kids, not here to "deal" with your issues, and not here to be your doormat and walk on eggshells.

A chick who ever throws out: "You can't handle a REAL WOMAN!" Take heed to her warning and G.T.F.O. Let some other chump "handle" her issues and be her "real man" while YOU are a man with basic common sense and don't need some broad to feel good about yourself.

I've never personally had a chick say that to me but if a chick did I'd simply laugh in her face and be ghost from that point on. (Especially if the chick was serious when saying it.) Period.

You can pretty much respond to chicks who use that statement with: "Yea. I've got something you can "handle" swingin!

 

[Fatal Jay]

This is mostly the slogan from all single mothers across America. The beautiful thing about it though, these women will remain single to the point of their demise.

 

[sageproduct]

Unfortunately, there are loads of chumps, white knights, and losers who happen to be good-looking out there willing to "handle a REAL WOMAN" and thus validating their cause

 

[goundra]

it's their choice. after all, there's only room for about 10% to actually be alpha.

 

[5string]

Her.....You can't handle a real woman!

You....Bend over and we'll see!

Then tear it up and then see what she says

 

[visions]

Her.....You can't handle a real woman!

You....Bend over and we'll see!

Then tear it up and then see what she says

lol

 

[BeDJ]

You can't handle a real woman
Sure I can

*walks out

 

[Bumsniff]

You can't handle a real woman
Sure I can

*walks out

This song says it all 100%

Strong enough Cheryl Crow


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IBpVUWiI5E

 

[betheman]

This song says it all 100%

Strong enough Cheryl Crow


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IBpVUWiI5E

a BPD anthem

 

[twentee]

"show me one and we'll SEE about that"

 

[Cremasta]

Her: You can't handle a real woman!

You: Do you know any?

 

[Mike32ct]

Possible addition to female translator

Real woman = fat and/or with kids


Generally, I would run after any mention of the word "handle."

Example:

"You couldn't handle me..." or any crap like that.

 

[VladPatton]

Her: "you can't handle a real woman"

You: "you're right, that's your daddy's job! Oh hey, look at the time, I have a 23 yr old model I need to attend to"

There's a bunch of these ideas rollin around actually. One can make an entire thread about em:

-Real women have curves
-It takes a real man to raise someone else's child
-I better have a bigger ring than my sister!
-Real men drive minivans, cry, and share their feeling all the time

 

[Darth]

-Real men drive minivans, cry, and share their feeling all the time

ROFLMAO

I have a friend--I love the guy, known him for a long time--but he was raised by a single mother and so his head is filled with all kinds of sh!t. A couple days ago, he admitted to me through email that he had cried in the past, and was trying to get me to "be honest" and reveal my weaknesses. He was unwilling to accept that strength is a good thing in men, and thought I must be trying to be macho or trying to hide something or not being "honest."

*sigh* You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.

 

[Aristippus]

Real men drive minivans, cry, and share their feeling all the time

If that's the case, then me, Mr. Tits, Mike Ock, Atom Smasher, Vag-Man and Burroughs are real men. I actually called up Mr. Tits and told him that he should check out "Steel Magnolias" but to make sure he has a box of Kleenex handy. Then I had a heart-to-heart talk with Burroughs and we both cried in our beers and Burroughs said to me "I love you man! But not in a gay way. In a manly man way.". That Burroughs is one big softy. I finally ended the evening by telling Mike Ock that I found his name offensive and that women shouldn't be objectified. He apologized for having such a sexist-sounding birth name.

 

[Jitterbug]

My fav comeback:

"I want a mature woman, not a child or a pet that needs handling".

 

[5string]

Her....You can't handle a real woman!

You....Do you have a cat? What is your hamster's name?

Take it from there.

 

[Atom Smasher]

I just cry in front of them till they go away.

 

[Darth]

Generally, I would run after any mention of the word "handle."

That was exactly my thought first reading this. What is she- a piece of heavy machinery? LOL