You Can't Deny It, So Might As Well Say It Right

[*29*]

No matter how many times you cut it, slice it, squeeze it, rub it, stomp it, bump it, hump it, slump it, dump it, wump it, fump it, gump it, or mump it...every man a woman encounters after reaching puberty has been trying to fvck her.

This fact is undeniable. Gay guys and lesbians been trying to fvck her. Even Bill Clinton's been trying to fvck her.

It's part of being a man.

Every guy's been saying the same exact shlt: "I want to fvck you."

So how do some guys score while others play pokemon with their dlcks?

It's how they say it.

"Uh...would..I-I-I...mean....w-would...uh...f-f-f-f-f-f-...f-f-f-f-f....shlt.......f-f-f-f-f-...f-f-u-c-k....whew.....me?

Or

"ASSUME THE POSITION BlTCH! YOU'RE GETTING FVCKED RIGHT NOW!."

 

[DjDreamer]

So the solution is rape?

 

[KOSR]

Powerfull prose.

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

Originally posted by *29*
"ASSUME THE POSITION BlTCH! YOU'RE GETTING FVCKED RIGHT NOW!."

Why didn't I think of that?

 

[PalmerTheCharmer]

Genius.

 

[CobaltBlue]

I'm tryin that one

 

[Derek Flint]

Is this field tested?

 

[Don Juanabbe]

Might work on a prostitute I suppose.

LMAO. There is somthing funny about it though....

 

[Romeo Sariani]

Awesome post

RS

 

[Duke]

Hm, I think the big picture of this post is that you shouldn't feel ashamed whatsoever for wanting to fvck a girl, because it's natural.

But like another poster said, field-test that line before you use it.



-Duke

 

[Phoenix_of_the_ashes]

I CALL YOUU PIKACHOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[idiot_boyfriend]

Originally posted by DjDreamer
So the solution is rape?

Nah, that would sound more like, "SCREAM, AND I'LL KILL YOU".

 

[Iguana]

Great post. Short but effective.

Iguana
Peace & Metal

 

[aBAzLLnA]

Why not just slap her ass and put your **** in it right there and then? Better yet, grab her by the hair and put your **** in her mouth.

 

[wezzy]

GREAT POST, Confidence is the key. Speak to women like men not mice.