"You are looking at my tits!"

[ChemicalBurn]

how do you guys interpret phrase "You are looking at my tits!" from chick? (if told with smile) is that Indication of Intrest or rather that mean that you are old pervert ;-).
Another one is... that what does it mean if chick is punching you (with almost no reason) or say that you are following her (also with smile) is that Indication of Intrest?
And this one that was destructive to me... When I was talking with chick and she turn her head to some guy that was passing by... I bacome offended... (I realy felt like this) What is best solution in that situation?

Sorry for lame questions but I'm new in this community and i think i'm not able to interpret it corectly... can you help me?

 

[Livinlifehard]

say "no... i am looking at heaven" lol

 

[Mjazz]

Im no expert but if a girl said that with a smile it really depends. If its a flirty smile then its interest, if its an awkward smile STOP LOOKING AT HER TITS.
If a chick is punching you or saying your following her, shes probably interested.

If your talking to her and she turns to look at another guy subtly she doesnt like you, obviously shes trying to get you jealous, or really doesnt like you. Man you gotta be able to judge this stuff yourself.

 

[Jay Jay]

If she brings her tits to your attention playfully she wants you to play with them.

If she is hitting you she wants you.

If she asks if you are following her with a smile she wants you to follow her into the bedroom.

On all three of these you need to learn some ****y funny (check out de angelo).

For example:

Tits: "Your waving em in my face. Thats not gonna work you know, I'm not that easy." If they are REALLY good or if she is really confident a neg such as "I was trying to figure out if they are real" wouldn't go astray.

Hits: "Hey! Thats sexual harrassment." (personally I escalate all violence and would tackle her and tickle **** out of her... but work up to that...)

Following: "Settle down princess, you need to do more than look good to get ME following."

Just make sure you keep confident and act like a powerful man incontrol not a ***** whipped shmuck.

As for checking out a guy who walks past. There are two options for that.

1. He is a better catch than you.

2. She's trying to make you jealous.

Either way the response is the same. Ignore it completely. Walk away from her and hit on another girl. If no other girls around then just bail. Don't let her play that ****!

JJ

 

[Antarctica]

I had a similar experience the other night. A girl was telling me that her boobs weighed 5 pounds each and were fitted for D cups. Well, I think they are C cups because well...they just are, good hunch maybe. So I told her that it was Bull**** and she said she was glad I was paying attention. Still not sure if she was being sarcastic in that response but I also dont give a damn.

I think if a girl mentions her boobs she is trying to draw your attention to them for 1-2 things:
Thing #1) She wants you
Thing #2) She is like all other women and wants to test you on your responses.

That's my 25 cents.(Respect the quarter)

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

"Should I look at only one tit?"

 

[amoka]

1. A punch for no particular reason.
2. You're looking at my tits with a "smile". Remember this was a comment not a question. Had she said " Are you looking at my tits?", then you can asume she ment you're a pervet. She gave you 2 IOIs. Wait for the 3rd on and pull her towards you and say:
"yeah, there is something I'm also looking at. Oh yeah, not only "looking", but also thinking of how your voluptuous lips feels like".

 

[funketekun]

ask if they are real?

 

[BacardiGuy]

"You are looking at my tits!"

"Shh. I'm not done yet."

 

[ValleyDJing]

"You are looking at my tits!"

"Shh. I'm not done yet."

lol!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

"You are looking at my tits!"

"Shh. I'm not done yet."

or...

"Shhh... I think I can hear the ocean..."

 

[Thomas94305]

1) You are looking at my t1t$.. if said with a smile, she's flirting. If you want, you need to flirt back, and that's about maintaining tension, not going for it all at once. Can reply with.. "you have a push-up bra.. it's saying .. Here, have one".. "just wondering how much they cost you.." "was thinking how I'd like a couple of scoops of vanilla ice cream.. with a cherry on top of each".. or pick from what was posted before...etc. Frame control is important, don't get embarrassed, or you'll kill the flirting.
2) Punching/following.. Yes, big IOI. Asian women especially will hit you when they like you.
3) It depends. If it's a quick glance, I wouldn't worry, that's not great, but whatever. If she does a body scan on the guy, then it's bad. Think about us, when we look away at another girl. I'd find it tasteless if it goes too far. I would not get offended.. I would just see it as her quality.. poor. Nothing to commit to.

 

[Kev07]

"You are looking at my tits!"

"Shh. I'm not done yet."

i love this

 

[blinkwatt]

"You are looking at my tits!"

"Shh. I'm not done yet."

That's pretty good,or "Shhhh,(wave your hand at her as to say shut up) your ruining the moment."

 

[KarmaSutra]

I know with absolute certainty that the last thing you should ever do is apologize. If she's a big enough girl to show them off to the world I'm a big enough boy to give her the minute of attention she's due.

 

[blinkwatt]

I know with absolute certainty that the last thing you should ever do is apologize. If she's a big enough girl to show them off to the world I'm a big enough boy to give her the minute of attention she's due.

Bingo! Don't wear clothes that draw attention if you don't want it. This goes for guys as well;if you are musclular and wear a wife-beater out in public and you are hit on buy fat women and gays,don't be upset when it happens,you asked for it.

 

[[S]alvatore]

"You're mistaken, I was looking FOR your tits "

That one will only work with the 9's.

 

[Lust]

how do you guys interpret phrase "You are looking at my tits!" from chick? (if told with smile) is that Indication of Intrest or rather that mean that you are old pervert ;-).
Another one is... that what does it mean if chick is punching you (with almost no reason) or say that you are following her (also with smile) is that Indication of Intrest?
And this one that was destructive to me... When I was talking with chick and she turn her head to some guy that was passing by... I bacome offended... (I realy felt like this) What is best solution in that situation?

Sorry for lame questions but I'm new in this community and i think i'm not able to interpret it corectly... can you help me?

"Yeah, mine are bigger" (Great if you work out and have large pecs)

"Hands off, you don't need to punch me to get my attention"

And the last one,

Walk away.

 

[Ratisson]

her: "Are u lookiong at my tits?"
you: "What tits?"

 

[Trapper]

well, definately i have been there and done that..... one girl told me the same thing and i was like with a smile and showing my breasts " whyyyy, i have my own "..she laughed like a hell...and of course it worked..