yo yo yo

[sjchris]

yo let me spit this freestyle off top:

sj chris gets more legs than kfc
u must be a raider cuz your an AFC (oh ****)
chillin on the board with ac/dc
these wannabe djs dont hate me they wanna be me
you can find me mackin on a fine ass dime
i use ****y and funny not canned ass llines
i just wait three seconds then walk up and meet em
and all it takes me is one date and im gon beat em
feel on their hair see if they wanna kiss
got my thizz face on like i just smelled piss
if u want beef with chris then just throw a diss
u wont cuz ur an emo kid who slits his wrist
ill wipe you off the map like a windshiled wiper
calichris is ****tin on u like a huggies diaper
so yo its time you paid respect to the piper
or ill make you cry on a message board like viper (guys a fag by the way)

 

[Dante3214]

Lol, fun!

 

[oakraiderz2]

UHh...go sit in a trash can...hahaha

 

[KarmaSutra]

yo let me spit this freestyle off top:

sj chris gets more legs than kfc
u must be a raider cuz your an AFC (oh ****)
chillin on the board with ac/dc
these wannabe djs dont hate me they wanna be me
you can find me mackin on a fine ass dime
i use ****y and funny not canned ass llines
i just wait three seconds then walk up and meet em
and all it takes me is one date and im gon beat em
feel on their hair see if they wanna kiss
got my thizz face on like i just smelled piss
if u want beef with chris then just throw a diss
u wont cuz ur an emo kid who slits his wrist
ill wipe you off the map like a windshiled wiper
calichris is ****tin on u like a huggies diaper
so yo its time you paid respect to the piper
or ill make you cry on a message board like viper (guys a fag by the way)

Where the fvck is the human beat box when you need him?

 

[Muphaser]

haha, that take you since lassst year to write?

Not bad, ill give you 7/10 cos its a hard subject, I would hit you back...

But Id prolly kill you

 

[Subjective]

Hahahaha. Nice. Wasn't expecting that.

 

[shydude]

Fun, why dont you give that to simon cowel, he will judge it for you.

 

[DogFashionDisco]

yo let me spit this freestyle off top:

sj chris gets more legs than kfc
u must be a raider cuz your an AFC (oh ****)
chillin on the board with ac/dc
these wannabe djs dont hate me they wanna be me
you can find me mackin on a fine ass dime
i use ****y and funny not canned ass llines
i just wait three seconds then walk up and meet em
and all it takes me is one date and im gon beat em
feel on their hair see if they wanna kiss
got my thizz face on like i just smelled piss
if u want beef with chris then just throw a diss
u wont cuz ur an emo kid who slits his wrist
ill wipe you off the map like a windshiled wiper
calichris is ****tin on u like a huggies diaper
so yo its time you paid respect to the piper
or ill make you cry on a message board like viper (guys a fag by the way)

AH HELL NAH



i have game
and you are lame
thats what yo momma said
after I came
gettin high on drugs
thinkin youre all thug
i'll squash you like a bug
yo rhymes have no rhythm you wannabe
i'll take you out like ted bundy
don't get all up on my grill, cuz
me is who you wish you wuz
I tried to pick a fight with you once but you called the fuzz
bein a pvssy is all you does
yo face give the ladies the chillz
ima make you eat abortion pillz
i'll show you mah hundred dolla billz
cause I keeps it realz
I saw you once you look like a woman
unlike me I look like ronnie coleman
tryin to be on me like jackie chan
i'll throw you down like yous a pepsi can
I'll stab yo ass with a fork
cause you a motha ****in dork!


WHAT NOW HOMEZ?! :rockon: :kick:

 

[Bling]

The clock read quarter to four
When the poodle began to snore
Viper kissed it goodnight
Then turned out the light
And quipped, “I am a virgin no more.”

 

[shydude]

OK you all suck!! READ THIS!!

i got some gangsta shyt right here!!!!!


I had a bad day
When my moma cried
I had a nice day
when my papa laughed
I used to think
love is my life
i remember the first conversation
when me papa said that mama is good in bed
i said fukk you papa YOU SUCK!



^^^ WHAT NOW HOMIEZ?? SHIZLEY DA MIZLEY!!

 

[True Wolf]

Wow, now i'm all up to date on the happenings of this forum lol

 

[sjchris]

shoot back

yo yo, mic check 1 2

dog disco if your so hard then hoe get at me
i ****ed your mom with no rubber so im prolly ur daddy
im ridin round on da west coast in my drop top caddy
u got no *****es cuz ur 100 pounds over weight u fatty
i got a loaded 22 that will give u niggaz da blues
and ill shoot u if u keep rappin like doctor suess
u blues clues dudes dont wanna **** with the boss
or ill send more bullets at your ass then randy moss
bentleys hummers and beemers man **** what it cost
8 lines into my rap and it looks like u lost
nine in my lap sittin back gettin scratch like a boss
and so u know hoes love me and they feelin my style
while chicks look at ur ass and ask "whos that pedophile"
u sit at home and jack off while lookin at your myspace
and please believe little homie u dont wanna see my face
youll be face down in a case spray u in the face like mase
while i break this beat down down and rock steady to the bass
glock steady on my waist pushin rock by the eighths
got stock like bill gates and use **** on first dates

 

[sexy_kuta]

sjchris ur rap game is tight
but imma about to flip the sricpt
and let u taste my S^Hit,
Your authority, I strip.
Leave you to catch two in the lip.
Empty a whole clip,
Through your chest my raps rip,
My **** making niggas flip,
Leavin' your whole game to slip....
With massive attacks of lyrical confussion I stand equipped.
Worshipped like the bible, into many languages my rhymes encrypt.
I write fresh while your lines are scripted.
Brought all your **** foward and I ripped it.

 

[sjchris]

kldjflksdlkfds

soniq bring it back cuz your raps are just whack
i got a fat paper stack sittin next to the maybach
sell yay by the pack bag it up in a plastic sack
now if homie try to jack then you know im gon blap
but still these hatas wanna yap when they see me in my ride
so i aim for they fitted cap and make it a homicide
makin money on the side for all my parntas that died
aint neva lied about sh.it plus i got nothin to hide
clowns that wanna tattle get hit in the adams apple
the trunk bump and rattle so it aint even a rap battle
u aint even got a yacht just a boat and a paddle
and if this rap game is a horse then im sittin on the saddle
but back to the story and the fame and glory
this rap sh.it is gettin boring id rather be out scoring
gettin dimepiece divas in beemers blacker than serena
williams, and ill kill him if he tries to touch the god
and my god all my songs you got on your ipod
but by god this guy is tryin to get hyper
ill bet when you meet a bi.tch the first thing u say is u like her
ur like viper u keep makin threads about ur sh.itty ass life
first date im gettin head and u make her ur wife
try to get hyped and u can try out my knife
cuz im not the type worried about 25 to life
but you stick on this board trippin over these who.res
that take you on a shoppin spree in they favorite stores
these dudes dont want wars they want peace
next week they want beef so i gotta dust off my piece
bit.ches back that ass up from west to the east
snitch asses duck or be deceased in white sheets

 

[Muphaser]

haha Bro, this getting personal sjchris - this for you:

You an E-Juan, You aint no DJ man/
It's a shame, you claim to be a lady's man/
See these females? I play these man/
A quick hook, d!ck look - haha lady ran/
I serve you like the herb do/
Ask around, cos im no thirty two, but i done hurt a few/
I leave you smell of p!ss, like you felt sick/
You lucky to get a b!tch, too bad she done melt your d!ck/
But, I'm the 1 that b!tches suck and sweat/
Fagots? I buck and wet/
Disrespect bro, And I'ma break your fuucking neck/
Props to L, Throw up a few shells/
You wish you were confident like Juelz/
I got wit, and man, I'm a Gladiator/
Chicks stick to my d!ck like magnets on refrigorators/
So, don't you dare flare back/
I leave snare traps, plus I got a spare gatt/
To be honest, I don't care, you just stare at/
The dames as they pass, Your game is just lame ass/
And All this opther sh!t that you claim? I just laughed. haha

Period - told you I'd kill him

 

[Muphaser]

come on, can't just leave it at that

 

[i am me]

haha Bro, this getting personal sjchris - this for you:

You an E-Juan, You aint no DJ man/
It's a shame, you claim to be a lady's man/
See these females? I play these man/
A quick hook, d!ck look - haha lady ran/
I serve you like the herb do/
Ask around, cos im no thirty two, but i done hurt a few/
I leave you smell of p!ss, like you felt sick/
You lucky to get a b!tch, too bad she done melt your d!ck/
But, I'm the 1 that b!tches suck and sweat/
Fagots? I buck and wet/
Disrespect bro, And I'ma break your fuucking neck/
Props to L, Throw up a few shells/
You wish you were confident like Juelz/
I got wit, and man, I'm a Gladiator/
Chicks stick to my d!ck like magnets on refrigorators/
So, don't you dare flare back/
I leave snare traps, plus I got a spare gatt/
To be honest, I don't care, you just stare at/
The dames as they pass, Your game is just lame ass/
And All this opther sh!t that you claim? I just laughed. haha

Period - told you I'd kill him

hahah

 

[DogFashionDisco]

lets keep this goin, mah MCs.

Yo yo yo I know this boy named sjchris
I went over to his house once, smelled like piss
he still wets the bed is what his mother said
while I was banging her straight up on the bed
I know Gs up on straight street those homies know the beat
I heard them talkin you were on gay street beatin some fags meat
Yo face is so ugly that queer covered you with a sheet
he could barely feel it but you more than felt the heat
You tried a cold approach once with a simple hey
but that ***** .5 at best you couldn't get a lay
which is why you now bum old men aww how gay
hangin with yo homie elton john on san francisco bay (second gay capital of the world)
you think youre the **** but thats just what you smell like
*****es dump you for some chump and tell you to take a hike
Im just kiddin youre the man with the plan.. oh sike!
you fell for that **** just like that hoe who was a dyke

don't hate the playa, hate the game! :moon:

 

[Vincent]

It's "Anything Else"