"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Yo yo who is having a good weekend?

Oxide

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anyone got something planned this weekend?

just came back from the concert...

highlight: dancing with a chick who has her hands in my pants..we are all over each other..

her, turns around: You are not my boyfriend!!
Me: Haha?
Her: keeps feeling my ****.


second girl: all over me, kissing me, everything. eventually:

her: "Boy, what are you doing to me!!"




Point: it is NEVER her fault! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :crazy: :D :D :whistle: :cool:

oh yeah and drinking at concerts is fun! Im gonna have to do more cardio tomorrow for sure :)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Sounds like a concert worth going to Oxide, grats on the party in your pants.

Saturday finals suck, but saturday night parties make up for the pain.
 

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My motto is Tommy Lee's: never a dull moment! :)

I can't go out cause I am with my right leg all immobilized (I've broken two lower leg bones), but still I find my own way to have fun here in my bedroom. I'm reading like I never did and become a bigger headed guy. I'm also putting my diet in check so I do not get all fat, making it harder to lose it when I can walk again.

There is always something. It's just about enjoying life!

Props Oxide, get out, do your thing and be happy! And pump up the cardio, BLESSING THAT YOU CAN DO IT (I miss my bike dammit!) and be sure to use all the stamina it gives you to greater things, if you get what I am saying :D
 

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I started out okay. I was at V-Bar last night hooking up with a cute latin girl. I was going to go to toa but I wasn't on the guest list nor did I have enough hot girls with me to walk in. Whatever though, i promote today and i'll be making a ton of money and hooking up with girls at the same time:up: Here's to not having a day off since janurary and loving it!
 

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Are you in pron or what?

how many chicks do you have to have with you usually to get? I know NY and LA are vicious like that, honestly, i would just pick up chicks who are already heading to that club on the way
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I'm a part time night club promoter. Guest list anybody?

I'm the guy who supplies the clubs with the hot girls round these parts:cool:
 

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so today i didnt really want to go out but the weather is amazing so I had to... got picked up and went out...

well what do you fvcking know...i am trying to just chill and relax and not even wanting to be there but over and over the girls keep checking me out, smiling, coming up to me to talk...sigh.

Walking to the bathroom "wow, that guy looks hot tonight!"

hmm?

"I want to put my hands on you!"

hmm?

"Will you take me home?"

hmm?


Lol, this is so stupid, im gonna go relax.
 

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Gee..that sounds boring Oxide. What do you do when you're actually in a good mood?

-So, since my weekend is Friday Morning to Monday Morning, I can start with a $14 tip at work. That's it for today :)
 

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14$ tip for what? i made that in 10 minutes getting booze for someone. wish i could do it more often :)

what do i do when i am in a great mood? I know everyone in the place and have chicks on my nuts.. what do you do?
 

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I am! The weather is great, no homework, I found a bunch of tight songs on limewire and made a sick cd and went cruising to the mall. Got all pimped out with some new gear, came home and my neighbors are all over having a party at my house...including 2 big time MILFS. Yayyyyyerrrrrr! :rockon:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So friends party tonight.

Two girls: one keeps looking at me when she is dancing seductively, i know she wants it.. but

1. her face is ok
2. her breasts are small
3. my best friend hit that 6 months ago (ONS)


Second girl.. can someone explain to me why I am attracted to girls who are getting married? I find these great freaking girls and they usually have 3 year history with their fiance.

So this chick keeps looking at me.. whatever, i joke with her, kino a bit.

then I go to the bathroom (secluded area).. pee.. wash my hands, open the door - she is there. I joked a bit and left, but this is 100% what I will say next time this happens:

"you know, last time i opened a girl like that, a girl was standing there just like you are now.. and she really wanted to hook up with me"

i mean yeah its wrong she is engaged, but all signs point to her wanting some outside play because she is too young and not ready.


this is hilarious - my friend's gf is dancing wiht another girl. he tapes it on a camera. I am joking that he needs that video to get excited for sex after 3 years with her..

she goes "Whatever, he doesnt!, i am spicy"

im like - "baby, you can be a spicy sandwich but after three years a guy wants another meal"

she is like "haha right.."

him -" uhhh.. three and a half"

lol, so she says:

"whatever, im hot look at me, i am cool, im good in bed"

I hug her and say "of course you are baby.. you are awesome.. and yet another delusional girl"

I bet she is going to fvck him crazy tonight to prove her point, good for him.

what's everyone else up to? you better be going out cause im making these threads a weekly thing
 

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Hell yeah!...ran some game on those milfs. One of em wants me to come over swimming at her house. That means her and a bikini. I'm horny already. = )
Only prob is she's married. This could be dangerous.
 

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whoa... why wait till her house? if she gives u the eyes get that **** closed then and there



how old is she?
 

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Well, one she's married so I gotta be careful, especially since I know her husband. Two, she didn't exactly give me "**** me eyes" lol. But she did respond favorably to me flirting with her so...But yeah, she's like I'm guessing 30ish?
 
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