"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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yall ever get a sore throat after making out with someone new?

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This has happened to me a couple of times in the past.

Ill make out with someone new, as ill be dating them for a bit, and Ill get a sore throat/cold that lasts 3 days and then goes away.

Why does this happen? Is it just that my immune system isnt strong enough to handle all the foreign bacteria? I dont get it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I read somewhere then sometimes when you kiss someone, since each person can have a diferent set of bacterias, you can get some sore thorsat for some days, with after sometime it disapear, course it also mentioned its more common to first time you kiss someone, after you should be ok, it also can be she was with a cold and was not feeling sick, but it was enough for you to get sick
 
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Damn take it easy with the hoes man post on STD's and now this? ;)
 
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Wear a mouth guard?
 
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