"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Hyde

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Hyde, 22, Duluth, MN: You'll know you are in love when a little man with wings and a bow & arrow flies around your head, then aims one of those arrows towards your left testicle and her right breast. On a similar note, you may want to put your tooth underneath your pillow the next time you lose a tooth.
 

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You know that you really love a person when you know you could wipe and wash their ass for them if they became to sick to do it themselves. If you aren't positive you could do that for a person and not ever resent it then don't ever marry them.
 
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