"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Y100: Mariagable women, ROCCO you're the man!

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Just in case Rocco is one of ours.


This morning on Y100, Miami, there was a talk show about mariagable and doable women, once who withhold sex to intice men, and those who don't have problems giving it.

After all that AFC garbage caller males, and those stupid females on the radio. The man calls in, named Rocco. Tells them.


"Mariagable women are pigs."



You're the MAN Rocco! I couldn't take that show for longer, so I turn it off and went riding.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Lol, reminds me of the Tom Leykis show.
 
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I've been listening to that show for sometime, and this one guy that conducts it is a player, or at least has some ss education. He always finds something to touch to change general wuss bag mind set. I like the show most of the time, but today because of callers, and those stupid females, I just couldn't take it.
 
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