"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Y would he let that girl do that 2 him

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Okay heres the deal. My friend Trey, has been goin with this alrite looking girl (6-7) for ten months. Then all of a sudden she decides to break up wit him. He ask why and that he deseves an answer. She says it because "Pretty people should go with pretty people and ugly people should go with ugly people". She was calling him ugly. I was like WTF, put that b!tch in her place. But instead he said "I know i'm ugly, but please work with me". I was puzzled and confused to why he would just sit thier and take that. Now that's an AFC move rite there. What should he do to his revenge, because he is still tryin to get back with her? Where the heck is his self pride.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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what he needs to do is get a way hotter chick and then tell her "yeah you were right hot people need to get with hot people"


but i dont think any sane girl would actually say that for a break up line. my friend used "roses are red violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you" but hes a guy tryin to get some laughs.

The first think i stated would be good but its unlikely that he can get a really hot chick bein an AFC. He needs to start working on himself and forget about revenge..............at least for now





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WHAT A CHUMP (THIS IS NOT A INSULT, UNFORTUNATLY ITS THE TRUTH).

WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAYED, IF I WAS EVER IN THAT POSITION (PROBABLY WONT HAPPEN) I WOULD HAVE SAID, "Well, i guess your right..........(pause)...............you ugly people need to stick together" Then i would have left WITHOUT looking back!!

Thats just my 5 cents!!
 
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