****y & Funny With Women

[englishcrap]

Guys,

Have you ever come across women who could outwit you when it comes to playing with words. A couple of times I have been lost for words when they respond,

How would you react if a woman makes fun of the fact that your loosing hair ?. How would you turn it round into somthing C & F ?.

This particular woman was a lawyer and she had a large nose. If I had commented on her large nose it would have been an insult. How would you have turned this into a C & F ?

What if she asks you why the hell you are single and in your 30's ?. Again I dont want to sound serious want to keep it C & F

Thanks..

 

[DJLegion]

Originally posted by englishcrap
What if she asks you why the hell you are single and in your 30's ?

Your response: "I have so many girls it's hard to pick JUST one".

 

[Albion4]

Originally posted by englishcrap
Guys,

Have you ever come across women who could outwit you when it comes to playing with words. A couple of times I have been lost for words when they respond,

How would you react if a woman makes fun of the fact that your loosing hair ?. How would you turn it round into somthing C & F ?.

This particular woman was a lawyer and she had a large nose. If I had commented on her large nose it would have been an insult. How would you have turned this into a C & F ?

What if she asks you why the hell you are single and in your 30's ?. Again I dont want to sound serious want to keep it C & F

Thanks..

Let me ask you something, did this happen while you were making a 'move'? If so, then I'd say:

'Wow, your beauty sure doesn't portray your character, thank you for stopping me from making the biggest mistake of my life.'

Then walk away. If she comes up to you afterward tell her:

'I'm sorry, but I made a mistake back there, I should have known better then to try to talk to a woman like you. You're not a very nice person and that's just not something I am look for. So, if you'd just go back to your pretty party over there I can be on my way.'

You obviously don't want to get involved with a woman like that, no man does. Don't be afraid to stand up for yourself.

-Al

 

[n00bPimp]

A good c&f would be "I know Im balding, but it makes me attractive dont u think " ...or sumthing alone those lines.

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

if she says your balding, to put her back in her place neghit her. say


"wow so im loosing hair on my head, what a coinsidence, you seem to be gaining it on your face. ever heard of gillet? *pause* nice tash by the way"

 

[englishcrap]

Nice one mate LOL...I was in stitches when I read your post

Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
if she says your balding, to put her back in her place neghit her. say


"wow so im loosing hair on my head, what a coinsidence, you seem to be gaining it on your face. ever heard of gillet? *pause* nice tash by the way"

 

[Not Quite There]

Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
if she says your balding, to put her back in her place neghit her. say


"wow so im loosing hair on my head, what a coinsidence, you seem to be gaining it on your face. ever heard of gillet? *pause* nice tash by the way"

HAHAHHAHAHA!

that would just kill her off!

 

[biker_gixxer]

This particular woman was a lawyer and she had a large nose. If I had commented on her large nose it would have been an insult.

Oh, i see. I guess her comment on your hair would have been a 'nice' thing to say right?

I would of said something like....

'wow, i'm impressed that you could even see my balding head around that minivan you have parked on your face.'


What if she asks you why the hell you are single and in your 30's ?.

'oh you mean instead of being married and dealing with mind numbing questions you women like to badger men with? no thanks'

 

[englishcrap]

I liked the mini van thats a good one

Originally posted by biker_gixxer
This particular woman was a lawyer and she had a large nose. If I had commented on her large nose it would have been an insult.

Oh, i see. I guess her comment on your hair would have been a 'nice' thing to say right?

I would of said something like....

'wow, i'm impressed that you could even see my balding head around that minivan you have parked on your face.'


What if she asks you why the hell you are single and in your 30's ?.

'oh you mean instead of being married and dealing with mind numbing questions you women like to badger men with? no thanks'

 

[Casino]

if you aren't completely thinning to the point of no return say something such as...

"im not balding. my hairline is just a little mature, unlike you."

 

[Mr.Style]

I would've said:

"You're just jealous 'cos my hair is thinner than you are."

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

Originally posted by Mr.Style
I would've said:

"You're just jealous 'cos my hair is thinner than you are."

i like this but it does not kill her off like my example does because for a start you have just started the obvious it is thinner then her, so she can come back if she is good with words!

It is only better for 1 reaosn because it is not seriously insuliting so if its just playfull kind of tihng then use this but if its all guns blazing then use mine!

 

[biker_gixxer]

Originally posted by Mr.Style
I would've said:

"You're just jealous 'cos my hair is thinner than you are."

haha, good one Mr. Style....