"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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PeterCrouch

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"You saying I have a nice ass but shame about the face!? :( lol"

It's a jokey convo we are having but im thinking it's a bit of a test too.

Thoughts?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Htienvu

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"yes, shame, they would have been great together"

you can say almost anything, it's more the way you say it. Try say it in a way that she will want to hit you and laugh at the same time.
 

Allurre

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The girl's fishing for a compliment on her face too.

What I'd do is give her a so-so look, and say "your face is not bad too, but honestly, I'm more of an ass-guy"
 

Marvin Gaye

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Negative thoughts down the drain just relax, let t
Brah there's no lines that work--just attitude. A guy with game could pull off acting seemingly 'beta,' and get a girl wet; a guy with no game could recite some lines and turn a girl off.

Allurre is right though, this bish is wanting compliments..

I love it when girls try to validate themselves....like when they ask, "Do you think I'm fat?" they're soo asking to get called fat.

Or at least, I'd personally respond, "yeah why?"

So say something like, "Yeah face is not all that impressive. I'm willing to lower my standards for you, though." Better be ready to follow up with something though!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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BadNews

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I would say something along the lines of: "What can I say? I'm an ass guy! Your *insert ONE feature about her face here* is/are kinda sexy too though..."

This way, you're not giving her the FULL compliment shes looking for "oh your face is so pretty too!", but rather letting her know that you KNOW what you like, and that isnt going to change cause she's decided to fish for a compliment out of you.

The other bonus of this response is that you focus in on ONE feature of her face (her eyes for example, or her dimples, or lips..or w/e), so it seems a little more SINCERE and GENUINE than saying "oh ya, your face is smokin hot too!" You maintain that you love her ass, you give her a sincere compliment about a feature of her face, which will make her absolutely melt!

Cheers!
 

PeterCrouch

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Went for "1 out of 2 aint bad" in a jokey way.

She loved it.

Cheers for the replies.
 
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