"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hi guys,I need some example of ****y & Funny strategy.
Please write me your succsessful expriences that you use ****y & Funny in it so I can get the mindframe in it and use it.

May be we can collect an efficient collection here so everyone can use it.So I'll be waiting for your posts.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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When I'm doing C&F I just tease the hell out of them. This will tend to get them to pretend their pissed off (go to playfully slap you, or kick you) and when they do that it brings you the opportunity to kino her, i.e. grab her sides and tickle her, bear hug her to control her, etc.

For instance I have a co-worker who I flirt with but have no romantic interest in. I make fun of her ex-boyfriends, how she has no friends, and anything else she does wrong I magnify and tease her playfully for. You're not fighting a war sir, just go in calm.
 
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just tease them like a little girl and think that you are the ****....no harm done to throw a few negs in there either!!:moon:
 
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To be honest, I can't think of a single time I used C&F because it has become such a natural part of my conversation.
 
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Like what the people that posted before me said, basically just tease and think of it on the fly, but i will give some examples from A2damir's FRs who I think is really good at C&F. (Its one of his main tools) So here is a little piece of one of his FRs where he was gaming a chick.

Me : ( i reached in my pocket and found a coin) Heads or Tails?
Her: ( looked at me wierd) what?
Me: First of all its EXCUSE ME and not WHAT!...anyway i said Heads or Tails (and i showed her the coin)
Her:heads
Me:ugh! get your head out of the gutter will ya?
Her: (laughed)
i tossed the coin, and it came as HEADS, so i flipped it around on purpose (and let her see that i did it) and told her
Me: Tails, sorry
Her: i saw you cheat
Me: your not gonna go down without a fight huh? you lost its over, get
over it. i might give you another chance to win later on
Her: what was the prize?
Me: if you won you couldve bought me a drink, but you lost
Her: ( she really laughed at this one...armor down to 80%)
Me: you want another water?( and i pointed at her ****tail)
Her: its not water
Me: this isnt high school you dont have to impress me and try to be the
cool girl who drinks… what are you drinking?

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I will paste a few more

Me: you smoke? That’s gross
Her: (just looked at me)
Me: you watch MTV?
Her: yeah
Me: NEXT
Her: (laughing, and told her best friend that I nexted her)

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Her: do you have a phone?
Me: no I usually write a mail and have a guy with a horse deliver it
…of course I have a cell phone

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Me: hey get up
Her: you wanna go to the bathroom?
Me: no, don’t even think about stealing my chair
Her: oh your leg got tired?
Me: no I was getting a hard on
Her: (she actually laughed very hard at that and then smacked me in my shoulder) your such a **** you know that
Me: I'm not all ****, but mostly ( with a wink)
Her: (she pinched my arm …which BTW both were IOIs..cuz she was doing them jokingly)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hb: Hey can you go do something for me (anything really)

Me: **** do i look like your slave, *turn to her friend* hey do i have kunta kinte written on my forehead.
 
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man i dono if this constitutes ****y/funny but when im hanging out with girls, they ALL tend to say some pretty dang stupid things, so i call them out on it in a teasing playfull, smart a$$ kinda way. but thats just my personallity so i do it with all my friends whether id want to pursue or not.
 
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