****y + Funny Example

[DonJohn83]

Hey Guys,

I just read one of the random tips on the Sosuave.com site about "Using the Plastic to go for Gold".

In proofing myself, I act as if my signing the debit receipt is me giving the clerk my autograph. For example, while signing my name, I'll say something like: "To Debbie, for all the CDs. Cal."

Just as an extention of this, i recall making a good C+F line to a girl who asked for my signature regarding a form i was filling out.

You know those promoters for nightclubs that hang around the queue with a clipboard and a pen asking if you would like to be a 'member' of the club and recieve free information in the mail...

Well she handed the form over to me and asked me to sign it along with my details... holding the pen as if im about to write, i said to her with a slight smirk... "who should i make it out to?".

A couple of chicks behind me giggled and it got a laugh out of the promoter girl. Ahhh C+F is the bomb.

Any of you fellas have spontaneous C+F examples such as this?? It'd be great to hear them.

DonJohn83

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

Standing at a bar drinking when two hot chicks walk up and stand next to me they then proceed to check out the drinkchart for what to drink. They where checking out the shots etc and she turns to me and asks if I've ever tasted a "pantyremover" I answered somewhat untouched but a small smirk "No but it sounds fun, or sex on the beach is always good" ok it's hard to translate into english =) Anyways she bought a "pantyremover", when she got it she turned to me again and asked if I wanted to taste, so I took a sip from her straw. I didn't give her too much attention but she was really giving me signals. I don't remember to what but she said "You got that tall, dark and mysterious thing going ooon". And later the two girls where checking out the two bartenders and commenting on their asses and were like "nah those ain't good". Then they looked down on my ass and said "damn you have a nice ass". It was a really cool evening, we both handed c+f and teasing lines like that. She was leaning over to whisper into my ear all the time etc.

 

[DonJohn83]

Originally posted by Kineti[C]harm
They where checking out the shots etc and she turns to me and asks if I've ever tasted a "pantyremover"

I would have replied: Girl, i AM a panty remover

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

Hehehe ye but it wasn't quite fitting in the scenario.

 

[mrbreeze]

I was driving… It was raining enough that I had the wipers on delay.

The sweet thing on the passenger side when standing is about 5 foot tall.

She said “Gee I hate the way your wipers stop right there in my way.”

I said “Well, maybe if you sit up.” (She was sitting up…lol)

Yeah, I got punched.