****y+funny does it work for any1? for me it doesnt...

[Mr. Pooh]

so i dont think i could approach a girl at this time so i decided to try some techniqs on some girls i know... today i met a girl from our class.... anyways here is the c+f convo (translated)

me: hi <name>
her: hi
me (stopping her to get some convo besides the hi's): you look like a strumpet today
her: what?
me: and the smell today... you stink like the ****house, whats up with you today
she then just gave me an upset face and walked away although i was teasing her with cf

maybe she just dont have sense of humour or something .... i will try something similar again on another girl but anywas what did i do wrong? or is this the reaction i should expect for c+f???

 

[MacDiddy]

You've got to be $hitting us right???

 

[Mr. Pooh]

Originally posted by MacDiddy
You've got to be $hitting us right???

****ting you????? i told you what happened and included the conversation and want comments

 

[Black_Italian]

If your being serious your a idiot.

If you joking then you will never be as funny as me so dont try!

 

[Black_Italian]

And if you are serious i could explain ****+funny to you but i cant be fu*ked and i dont think you would get it!

 

[Mr. Pooh]

maybe it sounds bad in english, but this is translated from my language so please realize this

 

[MacDiddy]

Its more insulting than ****y or funny (in anyones language)

 

[mike88nbd]

That wasn't C&F, that was just plain mean, your lucky she didnt slap you...

Look up the C&F section in the DJ bible and read ALL the posts there, that should give you a good idea of what C&F is.

 

[Black_Italian]

I am inclined to tell you that you should undertake Ninja trainning. Once your a Ninja your mind will be at peace and c+f will come out naturally.

 

[Thraxeh]

Originally posted by MacDiddy
You've got to be $hitting us right???

dude, uv got me in tears, thats the funnest thing i've heard all day.

 

[Black_Italian]

MAN in al seriousness it should have worked whenever i tell a girl she stinks she gets down on her knees and sucks my d*ck. So i dont know what you did wrong. Next time try telling her that she has a big ass and you want to lick her loose hairy P*ssy that ALWAYS WORKS or you could use this line. This is like the ULTIMATE C&F so use it with care.

Hey b*tch your getting a little fat how about i f*ck you up your losse ash*le you skanky crack wh*re.

Use this with care because a girl will fall in love with you once you say it.

 

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Black_Italian
MAN in al seriousness it should have worked whenever i tell a girl she stinks she gets down on her knees and sucks my d*ck. So i dont know what you did wrong. Next time try telling her that she has a big ass and you want to lick her loose hairy P*ssy that ALWAYS WORKS or you couls use this like this is the ULTIMATE C&F so watch out.

Hey b*tch your getting a little fat how about i f*ck you up your losse ash*le you skanky crack wh*re.

Use this with care because a girl will fall in love with you once you say it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[chance]

HAHA you dikhead. that was nasty.

 

[john_x]

me: hi <name>
her: hi
me (stopping her to get some convo besides the hi's): you look like a strumpet today
her: what?
me: and the smell today... you stink like the ****house, whats up with you today



Legend!!

 

[arutha]

You can get away with a hell of a lot depending on exactly how you say things, but that one was definitely not a good example. It seems you forgot the F part of C&F.

 

[isotope]

look CF is important but you dont have to use it ALL THE TIME


thats why if you try to, sometimes you will be too forced and will sound rude

imagine a girl is just sitting on a bench reading a book

you could rack your brain trying to thingk of something CF, but end up sounding like a jerk because she is a laid back bookworm

sometimes it's ok to just be natrual and say "Hi i'm X, what you reading?"

and maybe you will get shot down, maybe not. but you can be CF later when you're in a more light situation

 

[christz]

God these trolls need to come up with some new material.. each time its the same things they troll on about, they make new accounts probably readers of these forums without actually being a member.

and they troll on with the same old, used and played out shyt. how many times do i need to see some guy/girl whatever screwing around talkin bout how he said this and this to a girl "what do you think?"

Get the Fu*k outta dodge man.

 

[I'm Joe Dirt]

c0cky and Funny means about YOURSELF it doesn't mean insulting her.

 

[h2o]

first off, you should probably have some rapport first...

second, that was just a plain insult

third, didn't you write this thread:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=79860, titled "people say i'm ugly"?

well, i'm pretty sure you did, so i'm just confirming...thus, i'm putting 2 and 2 together and concluding that you have low self-esteem

and, c&f doesn't work well when you have low self-esteem...heck, if you were confident, you wouldn't even ask us if it was okay or not...you'd just think, 'oh well, her loss' ...but you're not confident

and again, that was an insult.

i suggest that:

1) work on becoming confident
2) fvck c&f, and just be yourself...if you're not naturally funny, don't force a fake personality, women see through that sh!t
3) rinse and repeat

good luck :woo: