So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
I was talking to a guy from work the other day, our work highly encourages goal setting as a means of improvement. In this list I see such things as :
- I make 15-20 deals a day.
- I drink 15$ of beer every day
- I have lots of SEX in the field
- etc
After reading the last one, I ask him, "So, how much sex in the field do you get?" He replies, "YES, eYecontace, Excitement, Seclusion."
So, this past weekend, I'm at the bar where I meet this girl... the whole conversation was sweet (and I didn't have a day off for the next two weeks... I did NOT want to go another 2 weeks without sex), the whole time I was holding intense eye contact with this girl. I got her talking about her hobby which happens to be snowboarding (GAWD Snowboarding is the easiest thing to talk about to get women in the mood) talked about different places, different mountains, the parties at night, etc. By this time, the bar was closing... a simple, "It's still early, lets keep this party going back at my place." Invited another couple over... We started making out a little bit in the ride.
Back at my place, we sat and chilled over a couple beers... the whole time keeping eye contact, then the subtle hint I needed, she licked her lips. "Listen, theres' a bed over there..." Went to my room... Let's just say I don't know what the other two did, but they were gone in the morning.
- I make 15-20 deals a day.
- I drink 15$ of beer every day
- I have lots of SEX in the field
- etc
After reading the last one, I ask him, "So, how much sex in the field do you get?" He replies, "YES, eYecontace, Excitement, Seclusion."
So, this past weekend, I'm at the bar where I meet this girl... the whole conversation was sweet (and I didn't have a day off for the next two weeks... I did NOT want to go another 2 weeks without sex), the whole time I was holding intense eye contact with this girl. I got her talking about her hobby which happens to be snowboarding (GAWD Snowboarding is the easiest thing to talk about to get women in the mood) talked about different places, different mountains, the parties at night, etc. By this time, the bar was closing... a simple, "It's still early, lets keep this party going back at my place." Invited another couple over... We started making out a little bit in the ride.
Back at my place, we sat and chilled over a couple beers... the whole time keeping eye contact, then the subtle hint I needed, she licked her lips. "Listen, theres' a bed over there..." Went to my room... Let's just say I don't know what the other two did, but they were gone in the morning.