****y and Funny

[makinwOmensmOuthdrOp]

I found that C+F is a great way to build attraction even if your not good at conversating. When i first started the ONLY thing i would say to girls were C+F lines, then act uninterested and then resume talking to my friends. This would get them hooked, thus making them do all the ? asking and they would have to work hard for my attention. Here's some small base lines from David and a couple from Mystery, and some i made up.
You would.
Guess.
Why doesnt that suprise me?
That's not what i asked you/said.
Dont tell me what to do.
I dont think this is going to work,
we fight all the time.
Cummon.
Give me a break.
You know what they say about girls who.
Are you retarded?
Do speak english? <-(yes, leave out you)
Dont touch me...
Hi, i realize that your shy and dont get much
attention from men so i figured i would come
over here and pay attention to you.
Hey, you guys would make a cute couple....
i think you should go for him.
Hands off the merchandise.
What, i cant help you wanna do me.
Its like a museum honey, look but dont touch.
You've got something in your ear.
Your nose wiggles when you talk.
Dont make me come down there.
You just spit on me.
Where's your off button?
I can already tell, you and i are NOT gonna get along.
Sorry, i'm not boyfriend material. You need a guy to buy you flowers
there...that guy looks perfect for you.
Your fired.
Your first impression sucked. Use them.

 

[Blackdragon5095]

I used to relay so much on C+f but now I realize that having convo skills and building myself up is more important. I like using C+F here and their but don't expect it to get you laid or seducte girls. Like David Said C+F will help but won't get the job done in the dating area.

 

[manbearpig]

I don't know how to do C+F at all; I need to learn.

 

[makinwOmensmOuthdrOp]

I used to relay so much on C+f but now I realize that having convo skills and building myself up is more important. I like using C+F here and their but don't expect it to get you laid or seducte girls. Like David Said C+F will help but won't get the job done in the dating area.

Very true. BUT i used c+f in a diffrent way. That was my whole frame at first was the fact that i just didnt give a fck. I became successful just using c+f because that was my reality and if the girl didnt like it she could gladly leave. Though some of them did, it singled out the really secure ones (and all the really hot ones).

For manbearpig: C+F is very simple. Yet hard to learn. Its taking a arrogant statement and making it funny.
For rookies:
Example-Dont touch me <- That would be a arrogant statement.
Its a museum honey, look but dont touch <- Funny, but arrogant

Now for the brainbuster. You can say anything and have it mean anything
for example:
For slightly more experienced:
Dont touch me: DONT touch me. <- Means anger, fight sit. bt man and female
: Dont TOUCH me. <-Meaning a fight bt man and man, usually
: Dont touch ME. <-Someone has doodoo in their hands.
Now for the C+F way: Say "dont touch me" real fast, with a straight face, raise your eyebrows in a funny way (serious but funny) and it becomes funny.

The first one is what you want to concentrate on when starting out. It is easier. When you get more experienced in making girls laugh, then the second one will make itself more clear.

 

[manbearpig]

Hmm... how about this one:

When on a date if a chick touches you, your arm or your leg or something- you say "I know what you're doing- you're trying to feel me up aren't you?".

 

[avrilishot]

****y and funny can be good at times but not always. I used to work at a place and there was this dude named Will chicks hated him because he used to much ****yness. so if you use it limit it.

 

[makinwOmensmOuthdrOp]

Hmm... how about this one:

When on a date if a chick touches you, your arm or your leg or something- you say "I know what you're doing- you're trying to feel me up aren't you?".

Yes that would be good. Make sure its ****y AND funny always. I like that one though. Maybe i'll just have to "acquire it" next time i go out

To avrilishot: The Will guy at your DID do something wrong, and you said it right there in your post. He used to much ****yness!

The equation is ****y PLUS Funny. Not just ****y.

You will get powerful results from this if you take time to practice.

 

[don juan jr]

I'm not very ****y
and
I'm not very funny

so how can i be ****y and Funny?

 

[drumerdud]

learn to be ****y
learn to be funny
to be ****y and funny seriously..
just learn.. watch stand up comedies..read about confidence.. read about being witty..etc.

 

[Bible_Belt]

How do you follow up a "don't touch me" comment with a push-pull? After you tell her to stay away, it seems right to follow that with some sort of veiled compliment/come-on. Maybe kino then? Touching her after telling her to not touch you seems about right in the illogical otherworld that is the mind of women.

One thing that worked well once was to just look down at her hand with this incredulous look, like you can't believe she has the nerve to touch you. She will jerk back her hand and apologize. This sets up the neg-hit perfectly. "Control yourself," etc.

 

[Qmanchoo]

Busting on girls with C+F works with 1. Girls with low self esteem or are insecure because it penetrates her social mask and gets right to the center what the girl thinks of her self, it has a strong emotional impact on her core very quickly, but... NOT a good one and she'll eventually respond negatively to you as a result. 2. Aggressive women who like competition 3. Crazy party chicks that enjoy the unpredictability.

All types you don't want to be involved with, but the way you learn your own life lessons is up to you. What you feed into a woman you will also get back. If you don't believe that just watch and observe for yourself and you'll see.

Some of the lines listed above are C+F...most are just being a smartass... (maybe more if they are said in a playful context)... but the idea is that the comment displays to the women in front of you that you place a HIGH value on _yourself_, not to make negative comments about the girl...you’ll reap what you sew... do you want to date someone who likes being insulted? lol

The reality is that this doesn't need to be learned ... since it was originally learned by someone who was observing a man with high self esteem and self confidence and tried to extract that personality trait into a "technique." And what does that tell you? That is will come naturally if you’re naturally calm and confident.

 

[makinwOmensmOuthdrOp]

Howerd Stern
David Lettermam (Dont really like him, but he is c+f)
Triumph

These 3 will give you a good idea of what c+f is.

Note: Watch the movie(s) Austin Powers Goldmember
and
Top Gun

Goldmember: It has the energetic sense of c+f.
"I'm a sexy beast!"

Top Gun: Lots of confident Body Language and
a few c+f lines.

 

[makinwOmensmOuthdrOp]

"Now which one of these would make you want to rip my clothes off and have your womanly way with me..cuz that's the effect I'm looking for." ETC ETC, you get the picture.

By Mr. Fingers

This is a prime example.

 

[giannis1]

I have found an interesting Double Your Dating Fan Community at:

www.DoubleYourDatingForum.com

Looks cool as an online database for meeting women with David's techniques

 

[don juan jr]

Howerd Stern
David Lettermam (Dont really like him, but he is c+f)
Triumph

These 3 will give you a good idea of what c+f is.

Note: Watch the movie(s) Austin Powers Goldmember
and
Top Gun

Goldmember: It has the energetic sense of c+f.
"I'm a sexy beast!"

Top Gun: Lots of confident Body Language and
a few c+f lines.

will do! thanks playa

 

[Rata Blanca]

Nice lines, here are a couple I use:

"Stop trying to seduce me"
"You use any pretext to touch me, dont you?" -This one can get really big-
-She will most likely hit you, so you can say-,
"see that's what I'm talking about, you pretend to hit me but you only want to touch me"


Don't forget throw a big smile in each line or you will sound too rude

 

[flippinfreak]

Thanks for the list C+F dude

Your name is so a cop off from DD's mailing list

 

[blinkwatt]

How do you follow up a "don't touch me" comment with a push-pull?

"dont touch me,unless you pay the going rate of $100 a hour".
now they should roll their eyes,now your turn
"hey if I let everyone touch me for free,people would riot in the streets"

 

[Skilla_Staz]

Some lines that I like.

"So word on the street is that you want my body"
If she replies with a no of some sort, just say,
"It's okay. Eventually you'll get enough confidence to admit it."

Also I'm fond of the "Whoa baby, I'm an open minded guy, but you're taking it a little too rough for me. Less hitting, more caressing please" when she hits you.

Or something along those lines

 

[makinwOmensmOuthdrOp]

If anybody else wants to post their idea's about C+F lines please do.
We should get a perminent ****y and funny thread put out.
The post could cover -****y and funny lines
-Dealing with tests
-The attitude and bl behind cf
-Why girls love it
-Common situations you will encounter with
woman and where/how much to use it.
- 20 diffrent ways to use it.

Also some others, and idea's from what you guys want to know.
If anybody would be interested in learning alot about it just
post your opinion on here, id like to invest the time if people wanna learn.