****y and Funny

[GaryUranga]

Ok hey there, Im new but Ive been reading David Deangelo's stuff I have his book and the advanced datign cd thing, well anyways I know a lot of people here read it too and ****y and funny is somethign that I think is part of who I wanan be, I really enjoy beign funny and makign peopel laugh and thats just my whole mental image of myself beign successful with girls, so if anyone has mastered the ****y and funny help would be greatly apreciated, I often try to be ****y and funny but endup just beign ****y and not funny.

 

[g g g unit]

If you wanna be ****y+funny etc do what i do and buy alot of stand up comedy you get tonnes of jokes from it but dont keep copying them word for word otherwise you'll probably get caught out lol.

Just remember C+f wont get you pvssy alone.

 

[GaryUranga]

Yeah, by myself Im already pretty good at getting girls attention through being misterious I guess, I act really aloof ignore them etc etc, but Im actually more "scared" of the talkign part, I really have poor conversational skills right now, hope that will improve over the next few months, so Id liek to add ****y and funny to my whole package of conversation skills, I know the rest in theory Ive read much of this etc etc I know what to do, but I gotta work on the conversaton skills first, hard to find stand up comedy around here though :?

 

[INXS]

My tip would be...

Watch Friends on DVD...Watch Chandler's humor..memorize some of his jokes and then twist them so they aren't dissing yourself (like his humor often does) and make it so it is slacking on the woman.

As far as just being ****y and not funny, use jokes you would use for buddies. (Unless they are just downright sick jokes.)

The biggest thing is to just relax, have a lean back attitude and literally lean back, and just play it cool.

If you need help..rent "The Thomas Crown Affair" and study the main character's body movements, and how he holds himself. Another would be Brad or George in Ocean's 11.

Good luck

 

[g g g unit]

hard to find stand up comedy around here though :?

You dont have to go to live shows if there arnt many around (and there pricey as fvck) buy some dvds i would deffo watch freinds for chandlers jokes lol. It all depends on what your like and please dont shoot yourself in the foot by copying people like chris rock if your not black because then you come across as some sick looney racist (yes ive made that mistake lol)

 

[GaryUranga]

man I was watching chris rock's stuff I was actually exited about becoming a black person, ok anyways, I did watch Oceans 11 I payed attention to George because I had read bout copyign his "model"

I usually lay back dont show any needyness, still got work to do with my voice so it sounds relaxed etc, Im looking relaxed on the outside but Im usually nervous inside, it doesnt show but when I talk it comes out, got some work to do I guess, visualization works for this.

I usually get my laughs when I tell people how I got owned in certain situatios etc, I guess thats not the right type of humour to atract the ladies? I'll try watching chandler, my humour is usually more like Joey's.