Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Xbox360? Dissapointed

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for sheer graphics quality I am going to wait for PS3 which I believe comes out next spring. It is 10 times as powerful as PS2 and 3 times that of xbox 360.

if it is anything close to the graphics I saw in the killzone trailer, it is something really worth waiting for.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Lost In Translation
guys once you download the killzone 2 trailer for PS3 that was at E3

all discussion ends and you see the light

http://www.gamespot.com/ps3/action/killzone2/media.html

i really hate playstation but i have never seen a machine this powerful before. not even a pc.


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**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
It's pre-rendered. As in not real gameplay.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ta for that Don.

Those sort of visuals in-game aren't too far off though, methinks.
 

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Man, my Commodore 64 graphics didn't look anything like what you see now. *sniff*
 

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Don Pablo according to those links Sony is scamming us

BUT

the first article is dated may 16th

says video is fake ps3 is most likely PC

next article says they can't find who made it and it's dated 1 day later may 17th

wtf IGN ?

everyone still has it listed as PS3 all this time later

no plot uncovered

IGN was trippin' ?

they call themselves journalists what a f*cking joke

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Don Pablo if this is all some scam by Sony

you know how much people are going to hate Sony after this

i looked at the Call of duty 2 demo on xbox and the graphics were very good

so it is possible that this Sony thing is real

I just couldn't shake the PC feeling watching it

reminded me of Battlefield 2


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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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