"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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X-mas gifts...

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So last night we were chillin' and this girl tells me she can't wait to give me my x-mas gift and that I'm gonna love it! Now I sort of feel like a complete jacka$$ because I got absolutely nothing for her. What should I do? Any cool gifts you got in mind??? Please help.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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Special time, followed by your d!ck, wrap yourself in a nice man lingerie, and surround your place with candles.
 
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Don Juan
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that is kinda hard...i still live with my parents lol. but it doesnt ****ing matter anyway...ill just get her a card n a box of chocolates...that way at least i gave her something and that's what counts right??
 
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