"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Ive come up with a marvelous idea. What would a don juan do wrist band, ya know, like the what would jesus do one? Itll be awsome, every newby will get one when the register. So in those times when they cant access this site...ex:

Billy is hanging out with Becky and she holds his eye contact...OH SNAP...WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? How does he get over this??

Becky i have to go pee baby. Billy and ask his wwdjd wrist band and he'll have ALL the answers in the WORLD! Giving him profound false confidence to take over the world.

So when you wanna know how a dj would wipe his ass, drive a car, wrasatle a gator, or EVEN take a bath/shower, the wwdjd wrist band is all you need!! FO SHO!:cheer: :rockon:

So what do you guys think?? Newbys, what do you think? Yea!!!



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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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on a side note, I had a Tee Shirt printed that said "WWRJD"

What would Rick James Do?

And it had a picture of Rick James on the back saying "hold my drink *****"

funny as hell
 
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Originally posted by The Bad Ass Canadian
lol

I always ask my magic 8 ball. :crackup:
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Hahahaha, i wanna get one and take it with me on a date. Ill consult the magic 8 ball in her presence.
 
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Originally posted by backbreaker
on a side note, I had a Tee Shirt printed that said "WWRJD"

What would Rick James Do?

And it had a picture of Rick James on the back saying "hold my drink *****"

funny as hell
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lol hahahaha its a celebration.....enjoy urself
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I saw Dave Chappelle today, it was ****ing awesome.

I've always wanted a "What Would Van Wilder Do?" bracelet/shirt.
 
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How 'bout what would Pedro do?
 
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what would van wilder do. that would be awesome if they had a shirt/wristband of that. if they do, do you know where you can buy one at?


hey man I like the dj wristband idea thats awesome.
 
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Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Hahahaha, i wanna get one and take it with me on a date. Ill consult the magic 8 ball in her presence.
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In all honesty, based on your personality and the type of chick you're taking out... it would make for a real differnt/memorable date. To take out your 8 ball say while you two are parked in your car and ask it very deliberatly and very insistantly, certain questions. It'd make the chick laugh, if it was done right.... it would show your fun and creative side.

That would work for some guys.


Questions like : Is she wearing any panties? Does she think I'm hot? etc..... all done in a very fun sorta joking way
 
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