"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wtf What A ******** B*tch!!!!!!!!!!

Lost In the Seas

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im going after this girl, and her best friend is a complete b, probably one of the b******* u will ever find. I lent her a book before when we were in better terms and since she became this b she never returned it although i asked for it, and now i heard that she burnt it!! WTF??

i don't give a damn about a book, but it just pisses me of how disrepectful burning my possession that i lent to a person is, i want to punch and slap and break her bones, but the girl im going after cares for her a lot, what do i do???
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Lost In the Seas

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btw is it good idea if i just slap her hard in front of her friends (including the girl) during a hang out? or it's bad coz it shows that i hit girls and it will have bad influence on how the girl will think about me
 

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That sounds like a ****block to me. She's trying to get you to flip out on her so her friend will see it for herself. I would remain calm and happy and be really cheery around her. Trust me, this REALLY pisses people off when they want to be mad at you, but other people are in the situation too. Have fun with this one!
 

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You should go to her house get every book infact every piece of paper INFACT EVRYTHIGN FLAMMABLE and BURN IT ....... Including her shes flammable but keep her till last.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Place a piece of dog poo in a small brown bag. Light it up, ring her doorbell and leave. When she tries to stomp out the flaming bag she'll be in a for a surprise!
 

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strap her with 20 pounds of C4 explosive and 50 pounds of stainless steel ball bearings. then have her walk into her house and explode..

it'll be all slow motion like how it was in swordfish and all your problems will be solved as well as half the block she lives on.. remember guilty by assosication
 

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If instead of slapping AND punching her, you simply did an open palm strike, you would be killing two birds with one stone...If you hit her hard enough, you might even be able to break her bones. After she wakes up, you can tell her that you are going to sue her for a new book, and that she will be in big trouble if she doesn't pay you back.
 

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I agree with Austizzle. She is trying to get you to lose it. Always stay calms because all you are doing if you slip out is give her what she wants. The best way to get back at her is to show her that you do not really care about what she has done. I am pretty sure she told you or had someone else tell you that she burned your book. These people are always easy to piss off by acting like nothing is wrong. Trust me the important thing is that your girl thinks that you are a great guy and no matter what this bycth might be telling her like how u might have a temper blah blah blah there is no way she ca prove it. So be careful you are not being lead in to a trap be a :woo: and show that little shyt like that does not phase u.
 

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ok so, f***, no stabbing a M9 knife into her eye, no tying her up as a shotty target practice, no any signs of me being ******** pissed on flames with volcanic temper

but i still won't let anyone disrepect my things like that, especially that f****** b, what CAN i do as a revenge but doesn't make the girl thinks bad about me?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Did you ever think about asking her to pay for the book?

If this girl you're after thinks that burning someone's stuff is a good idea, then i wouldn't associate with a h0 like that.

If she refuses to pay, make sure you confront her in person... then take something of hers and sell it on ebay.
Get your money back.

Her freind has major maturity issues, she'll do more fu*ked up sh*t sooner or later.
Your girl has no sense of right or wrong... she's gonna nail some guy behind your back even if you do get her.

It sounds like you're the nice guy bro.
I had a friend like you who let girls like that do mean stuff to him all the time.
Stand up for yourself, no puzzy is worth your honor.
 

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Originally posted by Lost In the Seas
but i still won't let anyone disrepect my things like that, especially that f****** b, what CAN i do as a revenge but doesn't make the girl thinks bad about me?
What are you doing lending a book for some chick who is a friend of the girl you want to fvck?!

Did the girl you like tell that b1tch to give it back or pay you back?! I see this as a lack of responsibilty of her part allowing her friend to disrespect you like that and do nothing. I don't think the girl you like cares much about you if she keeps her mouth shut.

Cut your losses and move on with your life, its only a fvcking book you weren't going to read. Next time don't befriends other girls friends and lend them stuff! they should mean nothing to you and until she proves herself to be a good girlfriend THEY ARE NOTHING TO YOU.
 

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Originally posted by NewHere
I agree with Austizzle. She is trying to get you to lose it. Always stay calms because all you are doing if you slip out is give her what she wants. The best way to get back at her is to show her that you do not really care about what she has done. I am pretty sure she told you or had someone else tell you that she burned your book. These people are always easy to piss off by acting like nothing is wrong. Trust me the important thing is that your girl thinks that you are a great guy and no matter what this bycth might be telling her like how u might have a temper blah blah blah there is no way she ca prove it. So be careful you are not being lead in to a trap be a :woo: and show that little shyt like that does not phase u.
And look like a chump who gets pushed around? Making it look like you don't care shows that she is soooooo powerful/popular for your that you act just like all the other AFCs in this situation.

I'm going to have to agree (slightly) with Black_Italian....I mean BackToTheMack. Grab one of her books and then say that you burned it. If she'll either crack and say she didn't burn your book, OR she'll get mad. In the second situation go ahead and burn it because she actually did burn YOUR book and she deserves the punishment. Think about what an AFC would do? He'd be to afraid to go and grab her book to burn.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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threesome!!! yeah!!!
(LOL good luck)

your whipped dude!!!
get your act together, if you've known this girl for so long and you and her are letting this girl do this to you than this girl KNOWS she's allowed to do this and NOBODY(out of the two of you;)) is going to stop her

I'd say get a girl that you know very personally to step between you and her, get a girl to fight a girls fight, don't fight a fight that every man should win (wheres the honour in kicking a dog? same as punching a woman)
 

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i agree with what DJDamage said

and why are you giving c*ckblocking b*tches hostages to torture and burn ?

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOOOOU ! *in Chris Tucker voice*


Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

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an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
 

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get your book back, it has not been burnt, ask for monetary value, there is no other path, the money will show up and you will get more violent till either book or money shows
 

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i think i know the truth........

hmmm........now when i got my head calm and clear, i think im she didn't burn it after all, here's how i know

the history between me and the girl im going after is that it's quite complicated, the b probably wouldn't burn it coz she knows im her best friend's friend and there used to be attractions between us, and there's still this special relationship between us two

the girl is probably mad that there's a time period when i was mean and cold to her, so she didn't tell me that her friend didn't burn it in fact and go along with her friend's story to make me mad

so the book is fine, but now i need ways to get my book back, im thinking of stealing her textbook coz i know where her locker is and ask for a trade
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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