WTF Picked up a MILF that looks like my mum

[PickSix]

I was at the service station making a coffee tonight, and this MILF was filling up petrol. She was done filling up and she kept eyeing me off, she finished filling her petrol and paid before me so after I left she was still in her car where she filled up.

And she kept staring at me, so I went over and literally this was the convo:


Me: Funniest thing I realised you actually look like my Mum
Her: I realised you were staring at me, not that I mind, do you have a picture
Me: (shower her a picture)
Her: Ah ye a little, your mum is pretty.
Me: Do you have kids?
Her: Yes
Me: Are you married?
Her: No I am divorced
Me: How old are you?
Her: 38
Me: Can I have your number?
Her: Yes, how old are you? (Get her number and name)
Me: 26
Her: What is your name
Me: NAME
Me: Ill give you a call sometime
Her: Okay nice to meet you bla bla

Funny thing is 38 I am 26 and my mum is 45. I never ****ed a girl more than two years older than me.

Does she seem DTF, I am going to message her tomorrow saying....

How was your day, busy tonight?


Then give her the offer to go to her house.


She was suprisingly s3xy for her age, but it just seemed like she was at that age she doesn't get approach at all and was stinging for some d1ck.

 

[stevejabba]

In the bag, no doubt about it!

 

[Skyline]

Try to not start the convo with a question but a statement instead that has some relevance to a past encounter. Like how you stated that she looked like your mum.

 

[El Payaso]

All signs point to yes.

 

[LuckyStrike88]

Good job you mother****er

 

[PickSix]

Texted her today:

Me : Hey it's PickSix, what you doing tonight?
Her: Meeting up with you lol
Me: Good answer, can I come past yours.
Her: Can't unless it's during school hours, wanna just meet up somewhere or I can pick you up? Anything but my place tonight, sorry
Me: Okay I guess it would be fun if you picked me up. Ill message you later. But around 9 is a good time for me, is it for you?
Her: Perfect, text me the address where you'll be so I know where I am going.

Then I did and it is on....

Over my 10 years of dating, s3xing etc. This has to be the most straight forward number close and hang out arrangement of my life.....


Pretty wierd how straight forward everything was, like organising a appointment at the doctor.

 

[Peña]

Funny thing is 38 I am 26 and my mum is 45.

Are you that thirsty? Crazy business.

 

[SmooveMooves]

Soooo..... You want to fúck your mom?

The shít I read on So suave man. Lol

 

[djthiago1]

Once banged a woman that looked like my mom. Needless to say i had trouble with my erection. Tread carefully.

 

[LMFAO]

Over my 10 years of dating, s3xing etc. This has to be the most straight forward number close and hang out arrangement of my life.....

Of course it's straight forward. She's aged and is deprived of the male attention she craves. So she's looking for some guy to fvck her hard. Pump and dump it and it's a job well done. She expects nothing less. Extra tip: call her mommy while you're banging her.

 

[Yewki]

Texted her today:

Me : Hey it's PickSix, what you doing tonight?
Her: Meeting up with you lol
...

Well that escalated quickly.

 

[Fr. Andrew]

Bad idea.

 

[TheGambino]

I got a trolly feeling aswel.

Well if you lie you lie to yourself. If you don't lie good job, very good, have fun, keep it light and escalate to long, intense sex. Nice pick up, straight forward is always the way to go.

 

[Cloudtopsun2100]

well the world of pickup is strange. For me I'd run the other way screaming as thats some psychologically f'd up crap. Nonetheless, it'll make a nice story for this forum. How did it go?