FlexpertHamilton
Master Don Juan
Without drugs at all? Not even caffeine or nicotine gum?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
WTF...on molly, my game skyrockets 400%. Not on molly, I'm invisible
- Thread starter SpartanWarrior77
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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I quit a lot of drugs in my day. One of the best to eliminate is caffeine.
Caffeine is being pushed by the powers that be because it has the best side effect of turning people into unfocused scatterbrains. Caffeine is powerful and deceptive, and somewhere around 90% of American adults take caffeine daily!
Don’t worry, a few addicts will post their rebuttals about how healthy coffee is but they aren’t fooling me.