"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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i heard its good, b ut what is it about?
i'm more hyped about lost.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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yeah...izzie. mmm... Katherine Heigel or somethin like that. she was on the ringer too. big boobs, pretty face, and actually got some meat on her. She once asked me to have sex with her but i had to tell her no cause i didn't know her well enough.
 

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Ntwadumela said:
yeah...izzie. mmm... Katherine Heigel or somethin like that. she was on the ringer too. big boobs, pretty face, and actually got some meat on her. She once asked me to have sex with her but i had to tell her no cause i didn't know her well enough.


The show is overrated, I do not understand what all the big fuss is. All the chicks love it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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doctor drama? like...patient ruishes in-doctors get to work. sounds rather bland, eh?

and what happened to ER? i wanted to watch it but i cant find it anywhere
 

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Its basically more sex and the city brain washing for woman in our society. About affiars with dr's and working with each other.

A married teacher in my school talks about it with all the female students. She says she fantasies about having an affair due to the show. She can only dream right? She claims she never would but the show brainwashes them.

Ive watched it with an x girlfriend. Basically all these nurses and female dr's **** all the male co workers and have crazy relationships that dont last and just randomly hook up with work drama with an occasional person in the er about to die and they have to save the patient with all this emotional conflict going on due to sleeping with each other.

Basically crap, but the girls eat it up. When sex and the city isnt on its a replacement show. Along with Nip-tuck.
 

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OMG, you are my people! For the longest time I've been wanting to vent about this show!

Okay first the good points: There are two really hot blonde chicks, Katherine H. and then the main character, they are very horny women!

Okay, the bad: The main hearthrob is PATRICK DEMPSEY! OMG, that nerdy little guy from all those cheesey 80s movies (Meatballs 3, Can't Buy Me Love, ect). And guess what his name is on the show? Dr. McDreamy! How fukkin corny is that???? I bet the producers of the show sat around and thought, "hmmmmm, we need a name for our hearthrob, what's a good soap opera name for a hunk.....I got it! Dr. McDreamy! The girls will think he's a total dream.....

And what is with that asian chick? She won an emmy or something but man she has this crooked azz face. It looks like she's been sleeping on her face for about 2 years and her one eye is gonna bulge out. Ugh!!!

I really dislike this show!

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Dr. McDreamy!
:crackup:

you gotta be ****tin me, thats so lame :p

and the girls eat this up...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It's trite, especially this season. I disagree with previous poster's statement that Nip/Tuck is a show for chicks, though. There's way too much porn in it for that. Anyone been watching this season?
 
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