"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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WTF, I have a booty call! HELP ME!

AlmostThere!

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Quick, I'm leaving to see her in about a half hour.

Basically, last week, I made an online profile...uploaded the best pic I could find of myself and massed email like 100 girls saying "i like you, want to be your friend, text or call me if interested" Only 14 girls opened the email (most were unread), 2 deleted the email, and 5 called or texted.

Anyway, this one chick I texted for a day and talked to once text met tonight at 11 saying "what's up, i'm bored in my room". Then I instantly knew she wanted to **** because what girl would text that at 11. Anyway, I got her address and ready to go **** her.

She's not that hot. Maybe a 6. She has a slim body which all that really counts. I can't get it up for a fat girl.

Any tips..? I haven't had sex in 2 months.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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i just want to get off, how would I know if she's clean?

If she smells like a sewer or a fish sandwich, I'm making an exit.

Of course I'm taking condoms.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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