AFC-Murdaz
Senior Don Juan
i tried to get to sosuave.com and it took really long and then after it load, it gives me a 404
i mean all of a sudden it works
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Awww... he didnt have his little sosuave to protect him from those evil evil girls... dont cry, my little baby, mommy's here...Originally posted by AFC-Murdaz
I MISSED IT!
i tried to get to sosuave.com and it took really long and then after it load, it gives me a 404
i mean all of a sudden it works
True that... I think, in fact, we need to have SoSuave holidays, days when the forum is shut down so people go outside instead of typing about it.Originally posted by Nicholas Hill
You all wanted to use the forum over CHRISTMAS?![]()
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Yeah, but if you shut down the forum like that (assuming everyone actually goes outside), the pickens would be slim what with all those DJs roving the countryside all at once!Originally posted by MVPlaya
True that... I think, in fact, we need to have SoSuave holidays, days when the forum is shut down so people go outside instead of typing about it.