Wtf Happend

[sexy_kuta]

k lets just say i was at the point where i was ontop of her... and then boom it all fell apart.. k im on this online dating thing its like myspace.. well i seen my old childhood friend. like when i was in grade 1.. we used to play alot and like i seen her 3 days ago on that site started talking and i started being ****y and funny and flirted then she flirted back.. so i tried bringing her yesterday over but she said she couldnt so i asked about tonight.. then shes like sure so this is from 3 days ago where i havnt seen her for like 4 years... now shes at my house.. we spend 20 min talking about old school and i showed her my grade 4 valintine cards haha that i kept and we had fun, i got her comfortable then i started making out.. forplay.. slowly got her top off then her bottom.. then when i started fingering her she was wet... so i kinda rubbed my **** with her leg and just forplay'd like maad... then when i about to stick it in.. she was lying down and i was on top... it wouldnt fit!!! fuk! like i know u gotta slide it downwards like close t0 on a sharp angle towards down but it just sliped out.. i dunno if my dik was too fat or some ****.. i couldnt get it in then i dunno if she got turned off or come uncomfortable cuz shes like she wanna go home and she doenst wanna do this.. so i tried relaxing her go back to forplay.. fingered her.. then she stoped me.. she wouldnt let me eat her out.. ithink im still in the friend zone cuz she was like my best friend from pre skool to grade 3 guys haha then i havnt seen her for ever..

i dunno man im sitting here like wtf happend.. i had her naked on my bed.. i had the condom on.. i was sliding it in but it fukin didnt fit!

pissed off. its 1:17 am and im drinking..

 

[T Money]

HAHA!! LOL! sorry, LOL!!! *cough* ahem...LOL!!!

 

[T Money]

You're 16 bro, go make a bike jump, go get drunk with your buddies at the high school after hours, leave that sex stuff to me.

 

[sexy_kuta]

yo come on guys for real wtf happend!

 

[sexy_kuta]

She was tight and you don't know how to use your ****, you dont slip it down into the chick.

man i dunno i was tipsy. like im i was ontop right and i tried slipping it in and it kept sliding downwards.. i got two fingers in there but not too deep.. like the tip of my fingers... then i tried my dik and it wouldnt even go in

MAN FUK

 

[T Money]

Did you put it in her pooper hole?

God I can't believe i'm explaining this but it seems like you really need help here:

Ok, the easiest way to slip it in for beginners is to lay her down, spread her legs, lick your pointer/middle finger, rub it up and down with a little bit of force so you can feel where the hole is, then guide your penis in with your hand. Not sure what else to tell you man.

I mean, if you have a diving board in your pants, go audition for porn, you can make bank doing that.

 

[T Money]

Oh ok, you were laying on top of her, yeah, you want her laying down and you want your back straight like you're sitting up. if you're laying on top of her in kissing range, it's going to slip out (unless you're really good). Hope that helps.

 

[sexy_kuta]

Did you put it in her pooper hole?

God I can't believe i'm explaining this but it seems like you really need help here:

Ok, the easiest way to slip it in for beginners is to lay her down, spread her legs, lick your pointer/middle finger, rub it up and down with a little bit of force so you can feel where the hole is, then guide your penis in with your hand. Not sure what else to tell you man.

I mean, if you have a diving board in your pants, go audition for porn, you can make bank doing that.

dude i did all of that! i had her laying down on her back i was on top.. i fingered her enough and she was wet.. sticky too, i tried guiding my penis inher but she got thick thigns too so it was fuking hard. i dunno man the last chick i did was ontop of a slanted hill so i had the advantage and she was looser. this one was tight..
i knew where the hole was but fuk i dunno man pissed off

 

[T Money]

That sucks bro I don't know what else to tell you.

 

[sexy_kuta]

That sucks bro I don't know what else to tell you.

**** man this is gay.. like she was naked.. compelety.. ON my BED> while my parenst are sleepin upstairs and my parrot was chillin on the ledge.. she even shaved.. she was layin FLat on her back.. with baseball socks... legs spread.. i had my condom on... ****.. PISSED OFF

 

[T Money]

<golf clap>

 

[sexy_kuta]

w/e more fish in the sea..

im suprised i pulled it this far.. met her 3 days ago

 

[T Money]

You met her in kindergarten, you should've hit it then, you'd be more expirienced NOW and you'd be THE MAN in her eyes...oh well too late. NEXT!

 

[sexy_kuta]

You met her in kindergarten, you should've hit it then, you'd be more expirienced NOW and you'd be THE MAN in her eyes...oh well too late. NEXT!

??? whats with the ****ty advice here

 

[T Money]

Pull your skirt up Nancy, i'm joking. I might have a bonnet you can wear if you need one.

 

[sexy_kuta]

Mate. Your question doesn't need to be asked. Go feel up the model vagina in science class or watch porn or look at a diagram of a vagina. Common sense.

how about you shut the fuk up "mate" go jack off to the queen of england

if you're not going to give quailty advice then why are you even here?

 

[sexy_kuta]

a) I'm Australian
b) You've answered your own question ***** was too big, she was too tight*
c) There has already been quality advice in here
d) I have given you good advice, watch a porno, look at diagrams of vaginas

a) cool,
b) if i knew that i wouldnt ask this stupid question. the question was why she freaked out
b) quailty advice? i dunno what you discribe quality advice but im sure there isnt any here.
c) jacking off to diagrams of vaginas... yup quaility advice alright!

 

[T Money]

hmm, anyone else think that this is dreamxhenry?

 

[sexy_kuta]

hmm, anyone else think that this is dreamxhenry?

LOL fuk you buddie

you got balls calling me that, i've given more quailty advice here than u cant even count your own god damn pubes
and ***** u signed up feb 06. i been here longer than you

 

[T Money]

at least I know how to put my penis in a vagina. :moon: