"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wtf!!! Confusin B!tch!!!

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ok..so last week i got a call.
this girl that i initially nexted due to her having a bf..

However, at the start, before i knew she had a bf, she said "Im here with intentions for more than friendship, is that ok with you?"

And me "Well i sure as hell dont just wanna limit us to friends, coz i kno u cant b happy just havin me as ur friend..::wink:wink::" She laughed and we hung out.

anyway i didnt kiss close yet. but then 3rd date i was going to..and we got close to hookin in her car after dinner..then she drops the "umm..i have a bf, for 3 months now..im sorry is that ok? im dumpin him..but i like you so much.."

me "hahahhaha..k hold on, stay in ur car k" i stepped out HER car..walked up to the street caught a cab in full view of her..

anyway i got a text sayin "im so sorry for what i did but u didnt have to be so rude" i did reply.

anyway we have kind of same circles..so i see her at a party couple weeks ago <<the one where i got numbers from the bartender chic>> anyway shes been watchin me mack her best friend and her other friend..neither of them knew we almost hooked up..

since that party shes been callin me..and me..being the idiot i am..started talkin to her, as i did not want to come across as if it annoyed me..so i was cool.

last week she calls me..says "can i come over?"
me.."well ye im not doin much, just abt to watch a dvd"

She comes through..kicks it on my bed watchin dvds.
she goes " Im single now..i dumped him"
at this point, i didnt wanna come across as despo..so i acted like i didnt hear..huh wat?
she repeats..oh cool..good riddance i suppose? lol..im missin d movie?!

anyway she went away..
calls me the next day (Last wednesday)
"Hey, im free next tuesday night, you wanna go watch the new batman movie? i havent seen it and everyone has!"

me:" hmm..long as you buy dinner.."
she: Deal

so not much contact till today...tuesday.
she calls..im coming over at 6:30
Me: Cool..

6:30 shes here..we go chill..
lotsa kino from her..touchin, friendly push, lotsa laughin etc.
shes always saying "u make me laugh so much!
i love hangin wit u..

ok..so she drives me back, and as im gettin out she steps out too.
i think ok..this is it im gonna kiss her and take her upstairs..
Me" Come upstairs with me"
she <<clearly wantin to, but holdin back..>> i.um..got work tomoro

i lean on her car" so what up with us?
she: Im not ready for anythin right now..i mean i like you..but im so confused..

END OF SCENE 1!

I know i shouldnt have asked her and just gone for the kiss, but im thinkin i dont wanna come across as some freak that tried to assault her or sm ****..

what the fizzle is goin on! how do i attack this?!

i think i played the game right.

through our entire conversations i showed higher value, played very very hard to get..never gave her attention like she gives me..i make her pick me up and pay for everythin..she calls me all the time..i never text or call her unless its for times and dates of next meetin..

WTF!!!
this chic got me taking long drives..just me and the 300..parkin up hills lookin at the city sittin on the hood....by myself..just wonderin..WTF!..i was d best ballerl in skool and varsity, DJ and fly boy through out...never had this kinda **** played out on me..

PS: Shes half black half white.
she walk n the frame sway so right!
long hair, cute face
thick legs,nice waist
big booty, all u think "cop a feel!"
and breasts so pretty they cant be real!!

naimsayn?!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sounds like a hard case of ASD/LMR.
 

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what is ASD//LMR? lol.

anyway i just NEXTED her..i dont have time to play games..got bills to pay and money to make..lol
 

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anyway i didnt kiss close yet. but then 3rd date i was going to..and we got close to hookin in her car after dinner..then she drops the "umm..i have a bf, for 3 months now..im sorry is that ok? im dumpin him..but i like you so much.."

me "hahahhaha..k hold on, stay in ur car k" i stepped out HER car..walked up to the street caught a cab in full view of her..
This is ****ing awesome man.
 

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hahah..thanks man..

i had my head screwed on right that night obviously..

anyway consequences was our mutual friends were talkin about it for about 3 weeks after..they stopped talkin to me for being such a dik to her..like i give a sh!t...now theyre back like "Hiiiiiiiii! Slick!!!!"

anyway i have nexted her..shes out..no more chances. im not even gonna hang out with her..too tired of being fvkd around with..
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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slickaz said:
what is ASD//LMR? lol.

anyway i just NEXTED her..i dont have time to play games..got bills to pay and money to make..lol
Anti-Slut Defense and Last Minute Resistance.


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