"Wrong intentions"

[rick6599]

I just found out my flaming crush got a job in pizzeria, a block next to my house. She explained it to me in a 15 minute conversation, at the end she said: "We won't make this conversation longer, so you don't get any wrong intentions..." To chase her, or not to chase, that is the question...?

 

[Shackmaster]

Move on, because she sounds like the head-game type.

 

[drZaius09]

My reply would have been, "My only intention is to f*ck you in the ass." You don't have a chance with her anyway, might as well have some fun with it. I don't think there could possibly be a clearer signal than the one she gave you. Move on.

Oh, one more thing... how the hell did it take 15 minutes for her to explain her new job at a pizzeria?

 

[vdk]

if the women population was as direct as her, it would make the world a better place. normally she would encode it in ********.

my tip is to avoid her.

 

[Aztec]

Originally posted by rick6599
I just found out my flaming crush got a job in pizzeria, a block next to my house. She explained it to me in a 15 minute conversation, at the end she said: "We won't make this conversation longer, so you don't get any wrong intentions..." To chase her, or not to chase, that is the question...?

WTF??!!

 

[Ofus]

I hope you made fun of her when she said that.

 

[LouieVaton Don]

Call a spade a spade.

If you wouldve challenged her with a C+F statement after she shot you down you may have created an oppurtunity, but something tells me you kinda dissapeared after that. Just leave it alone.

 

[Chip]

Move on, sounds like she's looking for attention.

 

[snatchdaddy]

Here is my suggested response:

Her: "We won't make this conversation longer, so you don't get any wrong intentions."

You: "Wrong intentions?? Huh?? I'm just wondering if you can get me some free pizza."

 

[trajhenkhet]

Don't take much to feel the wind blow....

 

[felony]

haha free pizza- i like that

 

[rick6599]

I am not going to go inside that pizzeria. A free pizza..hm, I can get better than that! Just behind a corner there are three horny chicks to jump me! Am I cruel? Free pizza? No, I want *****. NOW.