Wrip Up Her Number

[sexual_intellectual]

Originally posted by StuartScott
Where you from, England??? I don't know how ya'll do things out there but up her we spell it R-I-P as in rip not wrip but rip.

I'm from England. We spell it "rip" - don't know WHERE that spelling came from?

 

[Reed247]

please check your spelling

WTF is WRIP? It's RIP

 

[bud_2005]

I guess you've never heard that girls play hard-to-get.

 

[izza]

Originally posted by 2ndTour
WRIP UP HER NUMBER

Mainly I have used the Tips and Articles sections at Don Juan Center – I used the core stuff and its works amazingly well. I just recently started reading more of the discussion forum, and I am pretty surprised about the number of guys still being played around, EVEN AFTER READING ALL THIS BRILLIANT MATERIAL – BIBLE is right, guys. Pretty much from day one, when I read this stuff it was a revelation. I took me about a day to begin changing. The EXTERNAL results (ie the ways chicks reacted to me) took a while to change, but MY OWN behavior changed immediately. Nothing like seeing your every stupid mistake with women EVER spelled out for you in one day to see the light. Just from Tips and Articles, it appeared to me that a core part of the Don Juan philosophy, was simply this: WRIP UP HER NUMBER. And given a bunch posts here, I assume that I can’t hurt to beat this fundamental around a bit .

Since the day I started doing this, things with women have gotten a lot better. It is my FULL PROOF answer for every confusion or misleading nonsense a girl throws at you, indeed it is THE perfect solution to all your female problems: WRIP UP HER F’N NUMBER. Repeat it like a mantra: WRIP UP HER NUMBER.

1) If she says she’s too busy to go out – WRIP UP HER NUMBER
2) If she says something even mildly condescending. – WRIP UP HER NUMBER
3) If she says she’s “not sure” – WRIP UP HER NUMBER
4) If she says she was “hurt before” and things “are going to fast” – WRIP UP HER NUMBER
5) If she says she’s “sort of seeing someone else” – WRIP UP HER F’N NUMBER, BOYS
6) If you wrote a post more than a sentence long about some specific girl that you don’t understand - WRIP UP HER F’N NUMBER
7) But I love her and she’s the only- WRIP UP HER NUMBER
8) But what about our friendshi-WRIP UP HER NUMBER
9) But I know that deep down she real-WRIP UP HER NUMBER
10) But compared to other girl’s she so diff-WRIP UP THAT B’CH’s NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!
11) If she doesn’t respond when you go for her – WRIP UP HER NUMBER
12) If she cancels a date – WRIP UP HER NUMBER WRIP UP HER NUMBER
13) WRIP UP HER NUMBER
12) WRIP UP HER NUMBER

I pretty much wrip up numbers now for even the slightest offence. Interest level of 75% and over please, only, ladies . Put the numbers on the back of thick name cards so I can really get a bit of pressure when I rip up the card. Into the garbage you go, dear.

Girls used to have me jumping through hoops like a trained chimp. Until I found out a rather simple source of power – WRIP UP HER NUMBER. The first one will be the hardest. It will kill you. You will feel weird, you will feel LIKE ****. You will feel like you just made a terrible mistake. Exactly like you would feel your first day in the marine corps. And what will you feel like after a month in the marine corps? Like an F’n superstar. Pick the one you hold a candle for MOST – the one you have wanted for YEARS!!!!!!! AND WRIP UP HER GOD DAMN NUMBER AND NEVER TALK TO HER AGAIN. And its only upside from there, boys.

Bible-worthy, IMO

Well, yea, except for the fact that rip definitely has no 'w' in it... on any continent.

Izza

 

[FM 3321]

bumped for others to read. The idea is ****ing classic.

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

Put this in the bible, it doesn't get any more simpler and straight to the point than that!