"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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WrestleMania 32 is on TONIGHT

ChrisFloyd

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Who will be watching it???

The "main event" seems to be the match between Shane McMahon and The Undertaker.
Brock Lesnar vs Dean Ambrose would be interesting also.
This time the actual main event is the least anticipated one. Interesting to see what WWE is gonna do with it.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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TheVirtualMind

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I'm watching it. I don't keep up with wrestling like I used to, but I try to atleast watch Wrestlemania every year. Tradition among friends.
 

Tenacity

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I watched it. I loved Shane's match, that had to be the biggest bump a wrestler took and Shane isn't even a wrestler. The main event with HHH v.s. Roman was HORRIBLE. I liked the women's match and the Lesnar match failed to live up to expectations in my opinion.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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