"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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WrestleMania 32 is on TONIGHT

ChrisFloyd

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Who will be watching it???

The "main event" seems to be the match between Shane McMahon and The Undertaker.
Brock Lesnar vs Dean Ambrose would be interesting also.
This time the actual main event is the least anticipated one. Interesting to see what WWE is gonna do with it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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TheVirtualMind

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I'm watching it. I don't keep up with wrestling like I used to, but I try to atleast watch Wrestlemania every year. Tradition among friends.
 

Tenacity

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I watched it. I loved Shane's match, that had to be the biggest bump a wrestler took and Shane isn't even a wrestler. The main event with HHH v.s. Roman was HORRIBLE. I liked the women's match and the Lesnar match failed to live up to expectations in my opinion.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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