MatureDJ
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Wow, what a depressing subreddit
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Travel memoir21
Master Don Juan
Lol First world problems. Look around you, if you live in The West or any rich western nation, you should simply be thankful and grateful for what you have. Your problems that you face are pretty neurotic compared to someone living in a shackles in a third world country and have to fight for his last scrap of meal every day. The Bliss of joy really comes from gratitude and in the spiritual instead of relying on external validation to complete you. Women are simply icing on the cake once you got everything figured out.
Gamisch
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Indeed first world problems.
If these mem lived in 2nd or 3rd world shyteholes they would at least get a miss piggies to mount. In the west mot so much.
All Trump voters who probably believe politicians can get then laid.
Mike32ct
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Just learn to cook bruh.
BaronOfHair
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Miss the days where heartachey men had no Reddit, and were compelled to channel their agony into creating something timeless
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
