"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wow...the kick ass 2 actor

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...hnson-shows-buff-body-Men-s-Health-shoot.html

The kids 23, semi-famous, has money, is good looking, and has definitely gotten in great shape since the first KickAss movie.

But wow, to be married with kids already...to a woman twice his age? And I gotta check, but Ive read one of the kids are from a previous relationship.

I mean....if hes happy, I wish him the best. But damn...way to throw away your prime youth years. And he took her last name too. I mean, I dont mind that on its own if a guy ever did that....but when I look at the entire situation Im like o.0.

But as I said, if the guys happy, I hope he enjoys life. I doubt he stays with her till her last years....because hes so young hes gonna have the wandering eye for sure.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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That's crazy. I could never do that.
 

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See: Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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